Chest of the Bonerdagon

chest of the Bonerdagon This is the Chest of the Bonerdagon, which is made up of the Ribs of the Bonerdagon and the Sternum of the Bonerdagon, and probably contains the Goodies of the Bonerdagon. Type: usable Cannot be traded or discarded Quest Item (In-game plural: chests of the Bonerdagon)

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Obtained From

The Haert of the Cyrpt

Bonerdagon (one time drop)

Auqadargon (one time drop, in Heavy Rains)

Donerbagon (one time drop, in Actually Ed the Undying)

Jerry Bradford (one time drop, in Pocket Familiars)

When Used

You pry open the Ribs of the Bonerdagon, and thus open the Chest of the Bonerdagon. A strange mist pours forth from within it, and goes into your nostrils. It smells bad, but it makes you feel pretty good.

You gain 150 Beefiness. You gain 150 Mysteriousness. You gain 150 Chutzpah.

You're also able to scrape quite a bit of meat off of the inside of the Ribs. You gain 3,000 Meat.

Uses

• ninja pirate zombie robot

Notes

• This item is one of the two standard drops from The Bonerdagon (along with the Skull of the Bonerdagon).
• Unlike some other boss drops, the chest will always drop, no matter what setting The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device, detuned radio, or The Annoy-o-Tron 5000 might be on.
• Under the special challenge path, Way of the Surprising Fist, stats are given as normal but no meat drops. The following message is appended to the normal meat drop line:

The Cola Wars Veterans Administration is really gonna appreciate the huge donation you're about to make!

Collection

Meat-Producing Items

ancient vinyl coin purse 650-750   bag of park garbage 150-250   black pension check 400-450   briefcase 300 (sometimes)  chest of the Bonerdagon 3000   collection of tiny spooky objects 100-1000   CSA discount card 300   cursed piece of thirteen 500-1000 (or a combat adventure)  dungeon dragon chest 450-550   duct tape wallet 2500-3600   envelope full of Meat 500 (Affected by +meat% modifiers) fat wallet 350-450   flytrap pellet 300-400  (sometimes) Gathered Meat-Clip 420-620   handful of tips 300-400 (Lose ~20k Meat every 30 uses) haunted Hell ramen ?-20-?   Hell ramen 20-29   kobold treasure hoard 10 (plus possibly a familiar hatchling)  LOLmec statuette 1 million   meat globe 600-800  (if there's one in your dwelling)  nest egg 150   Orcish meat locker 90-110   old coin purse 450-550   old leather wallet 400-600   Penultimate Fantasy chest 100-200 (plus some items)  pixel coin 2000   pixellated moneybag 450-550   roll of meat 1750 (some of which are meat stacks)  shiny stones 140-160   smut orc keepsake box 1400-1500 (after bridge is finished)  SMOOCH bottlecap 1000   solid gold jewel 100,000   stolen meatpouch 30-50   Warm Subject gift certificate 400-500 (except for first use with Torso Awaregness)