|This machine turns crystalline cheer into various objects.|
|cheerful antler hat||100|
|cheerful Crimbo sweater||100|
|cheerful pajama pants||100|
|The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1||1000|
|The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2||1000|
|The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3||1000|
|The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4||1000|
|The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5||1000|
|The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6||1000|
|X/no crystalline cheer|
- Only one volume of The Journal of Mime Science is available to each class. Vol. 1 for Seal Clubbers, 2 for Turtle Tamers, 3 for Pastamancers, 4 for Saucerors, 5 for Disco Bandits, and 6 for Accordion Thieves.
- Warehouse keys were no longer sold after January 1, 2018.
- Cheer-E-Os and cheer wine were replaced with stale Cheer-E-Os and stale cheer wine on or about February 27, 2018.
- If you have crystalline cheer then this store is still reachable using the "[exchange]" link or "/go cheer" in chat. All of the items are likewise available using "/buy item". You may want to buy a "cog" and not a "cheer-o-gram" so be careful.