Cheap plastic kazoo

cheap plastic kazoo Let's give a cheer for the lowest common denominator of musical instruments: the humble kazoo! Can't whistle? Don't have enough rhythm to play the triangle? Well, if you can breathe, you can play the kazoo. Just don't try to use your kazoo-playing skills as a means of picking up chicks. It doesn't work. There are no groupies for the kazoo-player. Type: ranged weapon (1-handed kazoo) Damage: 5 - 10 Moxie Required: 10 Selling Price: 55 Meat. Cannot be traded +10 to Monster Level (In-game plural: cheap plastic kazoos)

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Stores

Ticket Redemption Counter (100 Game Grid tickets)

Messages

• Weapon-Specific Hit Messages:

The grating buzzing of your kazoo lulls your opponent into a deep trance. Wait, not 'trance'. 'Fury', that's the word I want. Fortunately he starts taking his anger out on his own ears instead of your face, doing X damage. BOINK! BAM! SMACK!

You unleash a torrent of high-pitched buzzing sounds from your kazoo. He, who it turns out is allergic to bees, thrashes around frantically, doing X to him-self in the process. BIFF! ZOT! SPLAT!

You belt out your rendition of "Flight of the Bumblebee" on your cheap plastic kazoo. Your opponent takes X damage, and he screams in pain as his head explodes in a fountain of gore. (Not really.) BAM! BARF! ZOT!

See Also

• Monster Level

Collection

	TOP 10 cheap plastic kazoo collections
	1. Darkling - 100 | 2. Pastahead - 20 | 3. Mistress of the Obvious - 13 | 4. pachinkoid - 12 | 5. Archipelago71 - 11 6. Magic2729 - 7 | 7. Nikademus - 5 | 8. Farflier - 3 | 9. Epicgamer - 3 | 10. Artie Effham - 2 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings