Chauvinist Pig

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Familiar number: 119
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Chauvinist Pig
What's happening, toots? I will wink and smile at you make me a sammich.

Increases Meat drops and stats after combat

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Ability: Has the properties of both a Leprechaun and a Blood-Faced Volleyball.

Throne/Bjorn: +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight, sometimes deals 15-20 Sleaze Damage

Hatchling: hungover chauvinist pig

Familiar-Specific Equipment: bottle of Cochon Noir

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop	4-5 MP	+4 Muscle statgain	+15% Item Drop	+4 Mysticality statgain	8-10 HP	+4 Moxie statgain
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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular messages:

<name> gives you a lascivious wink, a lecherous grin, and says, "hey, hot shtuff, why don'tcha iron some shirts for me?"

<name> grins, says, "hey, toots, why don'tcha get me another beer?" and winks drunkenly.

<name> says, "I'm not sexisht; every chick I know has got at leasht two redeeming qualities, if you know what I mean!" he grins and winks at you, as you turn away in disgust.

<name> says, "I'm not sexisht; I think chicksh and broadsh are better than guys at lotsh of things: laundry, dishes . . ." he grins and winks as you roll your eyes.

<name> says, "I've got your wink and your smile right here!" You decline to look where he's grabbing.

<name> smacks you on the butt. When you spin around, outraged, he gives you a lewd grin and a downright obscene wink.

<name> tells an offensive joke about a dishwasher breaking down. He winks and grins at the punchline, but you try not to encourage him.

<name> tells you a pretty offensive joke -- let's just say the punchline is, "there's a clock on the stove." He winks and grins as he finishes the joke, and you try not to encourage him.

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  <name> shotguns a beer and shouts some particularly lewd pick-up lines at your opponent, offending its sensibilities (and senses) for X damage.

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

  <name> pops up over your shoulder and drunkenly shouts something at your opponent. You can't quite understand him from the slurring, but juding from the X damage he took, your opponent got the gist.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> makes an offensive, if not obscene, gesture beneath the Tam O'Shanter.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> pelvic-thrusts his way around the Maypole.

• With wax lips equipped:

  <name> smiles lasciviously with his real lips, and artificially with the Wax Lips.

Arena Messages

• When entered in the Ultimate Cage Match:

  Chauvinist Pigs aren't fighters; they're lovers. Know what I mean, sugartits?

Notes

• The familiar messages will appear before meat drops (if there are any) and stat gains. The same message may be displayed twice.
• The familiar messages do not appear to differ based on your gender.

References

• "There's a clock on the stove." is the punchline to the joke, "Why don't women need watches?".
• The "offensive joke about a dishwasher breaking down" is this: "What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick the b****!".
• The use of "sugartits" in the Ultimate Cage Match message may be a reference to a comment that Mel Gibson made to a female police officer during his 2006 DUI arrest.