Chatty coworker
| Chatty coworker | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1042 |
| Locations | CRIMBCO Cubicles |
| Hit Points | 10 |
| Attack | 10 |
| Defense | 10 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | Indeterminate |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | Indeterminate |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a chatty coworkerYou're so bored you can't spend another minute working, so you lean back in your chair and sigh. The elfployee in the next cubicle sees you're not busy and heads over to gossip.
"Hey, you, what're you up to?" she says. "Are you workin' hard or hardly workin'? Hang in there! Don't get a case of the Mondays!"
Hit Message(s):
She tells you all about the current office romances, in excruciating detail. Ouch! (sleaze damage)
She tells you all about the date she had last night, in excruciating physical detail. Ooh! (sleaze damage)
She gives you a detailed synopsis of the play she watched last night, in excruciatingly boring detail. You bite your tongue to stay awake. Ooh!
She tells you all about what she had for dinner last night, which is unnecessary, since you can smell it on her breath. Ooh! (stench damage)
She orks some nearby cows until they stampede over you. Curse you, phonemes! Oof!
She clumsily flirts with you, and then gets embarrassed and clumsily trips over her own feet, crashing into you and knocking you to the floor. Eek!
A piece of paper arrives in her inbox, and she takes a second to move it to her outbox.
She stops to take a call on her cell phone and write an update in the Book of Faces.
She stops chatting to take a personal call.
She stops to post a status update to the Book of Faces about how she's chatting with you.
She stops attacking to go off and ork some cows.
She stops to take a very, very long survey in the Book of Faces, resurfacing several minutes later to let you know that if she were any food item in the Kingdom, she'd be chorizo brownies. (FUMBLE!)
Boredom +1%
An elf on roller skates whizzes by and tosses you a five-scrip note. "Keep slackin' off, and they DOCK ya!" he sneers, before skating away.
 | You acquire 5 CRIMBCO scrip |
Occurs at CRIMBCO Cubicles.
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
