Charity the Zombie Hunter
| Charity the Zombie Hunter | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1222 |
| Locations | Anywhere, 10-30 turns after leveling to level 10, reappearing every 10-15 turns until you defeat her |
| Hit Points | 121 |
| Attack | 100 |
| Defense | 99 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel | Charity's choker |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Charity the Zombie HunterA teenage girl holding a huge mallet hops off of a nearby rooftop (remember the rooftops nearby I mentioned earlier?) and struts toward you. "Well, hello, tall, dark and ugly! I was on my way to party, but it looks like the party found me!" she says. "Wait, I've heard of you -- you're Kitty the Zmobie Basher, right? I thought you were a blonde . . ."
The girl's cherry-red lips turn up in a sarcastic smirk as she tosses her brown hair. "You thought I was K? That goody-two shoes chick wishes she was me! I'm Charity, and you're about to donate your organs to me!"
"You want my organs? Try and take 'em!" you shout.
"Two by four," Charity responds, and leaps at you.
Hit Message(s):
She smashes the mallet into your solar plexus, quipping "Maybe take a minute to catch your breath!" as you double over. Ouch! Oof! Ugh! Oof! Ow!
She decides to join the bad guys' side and shakes your hand, then changes her mind and rips your hand off. Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Ow! Ugh!
She smashes your kneecaps with the mallet, quipping "there goes your social life!" Argh! Ouch! Eek! Eek! Eek!
She knocks some of your brrrains out with the mallet. Argh! Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Ow!
She plants a stiletto heel in your instep, headbutts you, then bashes your brains in with her mallet. "You cry like a girl," she says, as you lie there in pain. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Ow!
She swings the mallet at you, but you dodge the malicious (and malleticious) attack.
She decides to join the bad guys' side for this round.
She tries to kick you in the head, but her skin-tight red pleather pants aren't flexible enough.
She starts to bash you in the knee with her mallet, but can't think of a good knee-related quip.
She stops fighting, stares blankly at you, and says, "Did I fall asleep? Should I go now?" (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: hunter brain (100% chance)* |
Occurs after reaching level 10 on a Zombie Slayer path.
References
- This monster is a reference to Faith, a character from the TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
- Like other Zombie Slayer hunters, this character is known for facing zombies. (Or at least undead monsters of some kind, in Faith's case.) In Buffy, Faith is a Slayer (of vampires), just like the titular character.
- Kitty the Zmobie Basher (KoL's nod to Buffy herself) is presumably too busy fighting in KWE matches to hunt you. In the show, Faith sometimes refers to Buffy as "B".
- "Two by four" is a nod to Faith's catchphrase "five by five".
- Joining the bad guys for a round is a reference to Faith's flip-flopping of sides over the course of Buffy.
- "Did I fall asleep?" and "Should I go now?" are references to Dollhouse, another show by Buffy creator Joss Whedon. Its main character is played by Faith's actress (Eliza Dushku), and often says the line as part of the show's plot.
