Cemetery, Man

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Cemetery, Man
Cemetery, Man

You follow a stone walkway through the hippy camp and find a small cemetery for the casualties of war. You see a female hippy kneeling on a grave, crying. You resist the urge to say, "look on the bright side -- at least he smells better now." 'Cause, y'know, that'd just be rude.

"Moonglow -- I'm so going to miss you, man," she says. "We shared our love equally together, from each according to our ability, to each according to our need. You had the oldest soul I'll ever meet, and you always had the best herbs. I don't think I'll ever feel as high as I felt when we were together. Even though I'll definitely keep sharing free love with the rest of our brothers and sisters, I'll never forget you."

She pulls a filthy knitted dread sack out of her pocket, kisses it, and places it on the headstone. "May the karma you built up in this life give you a good reincarnation, man," she says, sniffles, and walks away.

Looks like Moonglow won't be back for his dread sack. And it looks like you don't have one right now. An obvious course of action presents itself.

Dreadsack.gifYou acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack

Occurs at The Hippy Camp (Verge of War).


  • The name of the adventure is a reference to the 1991 horror film Cemetery Man.