Cbzzter the Grisly Bear

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Cbzzter the Grisly Bear
Monster ID 1766
Locations Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Moxie+5
Defense Player's Muscle+5
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements stench
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, banjo, head, leg, torso
jar of swamp honey,backwoods banjo
Manuel Entry
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Cbzzter the Grisly Bear You're fighting Cbzzter the Grisly Bear

"Howdy, pskzzzzzzner!"

You spin around, practically having a heart attack from surprise, and then almost wish you had -- because wherever you go when you die, it can't be any worse than being face to half-melted face with an overalls-wearing, banjo-picking, badly malfunctioning animatronic bear.

"I'm Cbzzter!" it shouts exuberantly at you. "What's your nbzzt, nbzzt, nbzzt? What's your nbzzt, nbzzt, nnnnnnnnnnbzzt"

It doesn't even get all the way to the end of the sentence before trying to kill you.

Hit Message(s):

The bear slashes your <head> with filthy metal claws. ...Why does a park mascot have sharpened claws?
Oof! Oof! Eek! Ow! Ow! Argh! (stench damage)

The bear attempts to brain you with its banjo, and is reasonably successful.
Ooh! Oof! Ugh! Oof! Ugh! Ouch! Ouch! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

"Pleased ta meetcha, <playername>!" the horrible automaton barks at you. ...Wait, how did it know your name? (CRITICAL HIT!)
Eek! Ow! Eek! Argh! Ugh! Oof! (spooky damage)

Miss Message(s):

"You know, you got a real purty sk-sk-sk-skull," the thing says, with a twisted, half-melted grin.

The bear attacks, but you push the button that lowers the security door just in time.

Fumble Message:

The machine plonks out a few out-of-tune bars of "Duelling Banjos", much to your discomfort and dismay. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Honeyjar.gifYou acquire an item: jar of swamp honey (?% chance)*
Seegerbanjo.gifYou acquire an item: backwoods banjo (?% chance)*

Occurs at Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice.


  • This monster scales to your stats plus 5 (total minimum 10, maximum 11111?), plus +ML.


  • The security door miss message is a reference to Five Nights at Freddy's, in which you have to close security doors to protect yourself from malfunctioning animatronics (including a bear).
  • Bears are more usually grizzly, with grisly meaning horrifyingly repellent, terrifying or gruesome.