Caveman Dan
| Caveman Dan | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1621 |
| Locations | A Cave |
| Hit Points | 300 |
| Attack | ? |
| Defense | unknown |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Caveman DanYou enter the cave, and meet... well, a caveman. He looks pretty much like all the other cavemen. I guess that's kind of racist. I'm sorry.
"Ungh!" he shouts at you. "What you in here? How you get password?"
"Well," you say, "it's kind of a long story, but first I..."
"It rhetorical question! Me not care! I smash!"
"Have you guys invented diplomacy yet?"
"No!"
Hit Message(s):
He smashes you with his club. It's a primitive form of martial arts, but still effective. Argh! Eek! Ooh!
He smashes you with a wood club, and then a bone club, and then a stone club. His tech-level is improving rapidly. Ooh! Argh! Ow!
He smashes you with a vicious headbutt. That protruding brow ridge really hurts! Ouch! Ooh! Eek!
Since all he has is a primitive stone hammer, he treats you like a primitive stone nail. Ow! Ugh! Argh!
He gives you a knuckle sandwich, then invents a club sandwich and gives you one of those as well. Oof! Ooh! Ouch!
Since all he has is a primitive stone hammer, he treats you like a primitive stone nail. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ow! Ugh!
He offers you a club sandwich, but you've already had lunch.
He tries to headbutt you, but you get your puny modern skull out of the way just in time.
He tries to hit you with a wood club, then a bone club, then a stone club. When he misses with all three, he scowls. "You wait here while I invent metallurgy."
"I paint detailed and photo-realistic depiction of your death on wall of cave!" he shouts at you.
He swings at you, but apparently didn't expect you to have invented dodging.
"I paint detailed and photo-realistic depiction of your death on wall of cave!" he shouts at you. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Caveman Dan's favorite rock (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire 20 Chroner (100% chance)* |
| You gain X <substat>. |
Occurs at A Cave.
Notes
- This monster is a boss and cannot be copied or insta-killed by normal means.
- Caveman Dan has no Monster Manuel factoids. Or, rather, Monster Manuel has no factoids about Caveman Dan.
- Caveman Dan cannot be fought while drunk. You receive the message:
- You're too drunk to fight a caveguy.
