Caveman Dan

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Caveman Dan
Monster ID 1621
Locations A Cave
Hit Points 300
Attack  ?
Defense unknown
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Caveman Dan's favorite rock, Chroner
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Caveman Dan You're fighting Caveman Dan

You enter the cave, and meet... well, a caveman. He looks pretty much like all the other cavemen. I guess that's kind of racist. I'm sorry.

"Ungh!" he shouts at you. "What you in here? How you get password?"

"Well," you say, "it's kind of a long story, but first I..."

"It rhetorical question! Me not care! I smash!"

"Have you guys invented diplomacy yet?"


Hit Message(s):

He smashes you with his club. It's a primitive form of martial arts, but still effective. Ooh! Eek! Ooh!

He smashes you with a wood club, and then a bone club, and then a stone club. His tech-level is improving rapidly. Ow! Eek! Ooh!

He smashes you with a vicious headbutt. That protruding brow ridge really hurts! Ugh! Argh! Ouch!

He gives you a knuckle sandwich, then invents a club sandwich and gives you one of those as well. Ouch! Ow! Ooh!

Since all he has is a primitive stone hammer, he treats you like a primitive stone nail. Argh! Oof! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He offers you a club sandwich, but you've already had lunch.

He tries to headbutt you, but you get your puny modern skull out of the way just in time.

He tries to hit you with a wood club, then a bone club, then a stone club. When he misses with all three, he scowls. "You wait here while I invent metallurgy."

He swings at you, but apparently didn't expect you to have invented dodging.

"I paint detailed and photo-realistic depiction of your death on wall of cave!" he shouts at you.

After Combat

Danrock.gifYou acquire an item: Caveman Dan's favorite rock (100% chance)*
Chroner.gifYou acquire 20 Chroner (100% chance)*
You gain X <substat>.

Occurs at A Cave.