Everybody says that BrittneySMACK! SMACK! BAM!spears better than you, but you manage to do a pretty good job of spearing your opponent with your <spear>. It deals X damage.
You jab <it> in the eye with your <spear>, dealing X damage. There's <spear> in your eye! POW! BARF! BOOF!
You lunge at <it>, impaling <it> on your <spear> and dealing X damage. Way to go, Vlad! SMACK! BARF! BOOF!
You poke <it> with the pointy end of your <spear>, then hit <it> with the blunt end. All told, it deals X damage. BARF! SOCKO! SPLAT!
Pages in category "Spears"
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