There are a limited number of equipment pieces that drop items, meat, or other resources directly: there are items that modify give meat from monsters with no meat drop or which have a chance of dropping booze ingredients after a successful combat, for example, or which generate lightning in the Heavy Rains path. Of these, some will only drop items etc under certain conditions. There are also some items that cause systemic changes that enable extra item or meat drops from monsters, as with the dice equipment. Still others will dispense adventures. All types are included here.
For an accessible breakdown of which items do what, read below or see this forum thread. For a list of familiars that drop items, go to Familiar abilities and sort by "Special Drops."
Because of the mechanics of these drops, almost all of the equipment on this page will work in Gelatinous Noob. The only exceptions are the ones with enchantment benefits, i.e. dice equipment and the stinky cheese diaper.
Types of Restrictions/Triggers:
- This page uses several terms to help quickly show how the equipment will drop stuff. The following terms and definitions only apply to this page
- Passive - You don't have to do anything, equipment will drop stuff by itself
- Combat - You must do something in combat in order for the drop to trigger
- Environment - You must adventure in a specific location or fight a specific (type of) monster for the drop to trigger
- Limited - Equipment can break or can only drop a certain number of times a day
- Events - Equipment is/was only useful during a certain world event/holiday
- Special - Drops under different conditions from the ones listed above or does not drop stuff directly in combat
Meat
Equipment that drops meat separate from normal monster drops (and is thus unaffected by +meat%).
Sorted more or less from best to worst strictly in terms of dropping meat.
Equipment
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Formula
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Slot
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Dropping Restrictions
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Description
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Mafia pointer finger ring
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base meat * 200%
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accessory
|
combat
|
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Bakelite backpack
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base meat * 50%
|
back
|
combat
|
- Untradable, 2016 Hardcore Standard Ascension Reward
- Must wield accordion and Accordion Bash
- +10 Monster Level
- +20% Candy Drops
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Mer-kin hookspear
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base meat * 15% to 20%
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weapon (1-hand)
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combat
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- Must critical hit to activate
- Formula increased to base meat * 25% to 30% when underwater
- Combat Initiative +20%
- Weapon Damage +40
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Monster Modifier equipment
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changes base meat to 8-12 (broke)
changes base meat to 800-1200 (solid gold)
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variable (there is an equipment for every slot except shirts)
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passive
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- Most are rewards gained from beating One Crazy Random Summer
- The correct monster modifier changes monster’s base meat to given values
- solid gold overrides broke
- broke may or may not increase meat drops depending on monster
- Modifiers are affected by +meat%
- Can also drop items or give free fights
- Does not work in Gelatinous Noob
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Buddy Bjorn
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30 - 90 (max, per fight)
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back
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passive
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- February 2014 Item of the Month
- Drops meat for the first 3 combat rounds/fight
- Must equip a valid familiar
- Can also drop variable items
- Occupied familiar gets 1 exp/fight
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Crown of Thrones
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30 - 90 (max, per fight)
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hat
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passive
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- May 2010 Item of the Month
- Drops meat for the first 3 combat rounds/fight
- Must equip a valid familiar
- Can also drop variable items
- Occupied familiar gets 1 exp/fight
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Mr. Screege's spectacles
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10 - 70
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accessory
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passive
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- Untradable, must own the IotM protonic accelerator pack to get
- Activates 90% of the time
- Other 10% drops a potentially valuable item
- +20% Meat
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Lucky gold ring
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80 - 120
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accessory
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passive
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- Untradable, purchase from the PirateRealm Fun-a-Log
- Sometimes activates after combats
- Can also drop different currency instead, depending on zone access or your inventory
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loofah lederhosen
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9 - 11
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accessory
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combat
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- Untradable, 2022 Softcore Standard Ascension Reward
- Must use special combat skill Loofah Hosenzittern to activate drop
- Mysticality +10
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ant pitchfork, ant hoe, ant sickle, ant rake, ant pick
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10 - 15
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familiar
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technically environment
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- Will add 10-15 meat to monster meat drops at the end of combat
- But will not drop if the monster does not drop meat
- This is not a major problem considering most monsters in the game drop meat
- Also deals 10-12 elemental passive damage sometimes during combat
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Garbage sticker
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90 - 110
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weapon (1 hand)
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environment
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- Untradable, purchase from The Dinsey Company Store
- Only drops meat against enemies with a base meat value of 0
- Can double effect to 180 - 220 through dualwielding
- +30% Meat Drops
- +20% Food/Booze/Accessory/Weapon/Hat/Pants Drops
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Fishy wand
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50 - 150
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familiar
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environment
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- 1% chance to steal meat each combat round
- Will delevel, stun, or deal damage otherwise
- Only works underwater
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Mayfly bait necklace
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0 - 100
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accessory
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environment, limited, combat
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- May 2008 Item of the Month
- Only drops meat in the Cobb’s Knob Treasury
- Must Summon Mayfly Swarm to trigger
- Limited to 30 uses a day
- Can drop currency or items in other zones
- +10%Items/Meat
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Items
Equipment that drops items that are separate from normal monster drops (and are thus unaffected by +item%). For equipment that can drop many items, items of particular note are specifically listed as well if they exist. For the sake of convenience currency is not included on this list. Equipment that can do pickpocket-eqse actions are also excluded from this list.
Equipment
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Item(s) Dropped
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Slot
|
Dropping Restrictions
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Description
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Aerogel attache case
|
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offhand
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passive
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- Untradable, 2017 Softcore Standard Ascension Award
- One item drops sometimes after combat
- Drop rate decreases for every item dropped
- +10% Pickpocket Chance
- +10 Stench Damage
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Bindlestocking
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- various candy
- various festive consumables
- various festive combat items
- fancy chocolate (0.3% chance)
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weapon (2-hands)
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combat
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- One random item drops on first critical hit
- See wiki page for exact items
- +10% Items
- Weapon Damage +25
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Buddy Bjorn
|
|
back
|
most passive, limited for some
|
- February 2014 Item of the Month
- Can also drop meat
- Meat/Items dropped vary depending on familiar occupied and can be limited
- Same drops as Crown of Thrones
- See wiki page for exact items
- Occupied familiar gets 1 exp/fight
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Camp Scout backpack
|
- unique consumables
- unique potions/items
|
back
|
limited
|
- July 2012 IotM
- Deterministic item dropping after a set number of combats
- Last item drops after ~174 combats
- Items dropped exclusively come from this equipment
- +15% item
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Can of mixed everything
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- Random food/booze/potions
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offhand
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passive
|
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Crown of Thrones
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|
hat
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most passive, limited for some
|
- May 2010 Item of the Month
- Can also drop meat
- Meat/Items dropped vary depending on familiar occupied and can be limited
- Same drops as Buddy Bjorn
- See wiki page for exact items
- Occupied familiar gets 1 exp/fight
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Hewn moon-rune spoon
|
|
accessory
|
passive
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- June 2019 Item of the Month
- Sometimes drops one cartoon harpoon after combat
- +3 Stat(s) Per Fight
- +5 to Familiar Weight
- + 10% Chance of Critical Hit
- Spell Damage +10
- Combat Initiative +25%
- Mus/Mys/Mox +5
- Max HP/MP + 25
- Grants 50 adventures of Spoon Boon at rollover
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Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
|
|
off-hand
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special
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- March 2013 Item of the Month
- Converts dropped food/booze into cosmic calories
- Spell Damage +50%
- 8-10 MP Regen
- +50% Food Drops
- +2 Mys Stats/Fight
- Damage Reduction: 30 (First Hit Only)
- +1 Food Conjuration for Jarlsberg
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June cleaver
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- various item-specific potions, equipment, food, and booze
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weapon (1-hand)
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passive, special
|
- June 2022 Item of the Month
- All Attributes +10%
- 6-8 HP and MP regen
- +5 adventures per day
- +X Prismatic damage
- X increases the more you use it
- Cannot miss
- At the end of any combat will increase a hidden counter that leads a free-noncombat encounter
- Non-combats have the options to gain stats, items, buffs, or even adventures
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KoL Con 13 snowglobe
|
|
off-hand
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passive
|
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Mayfly bait necklace
|
|
accessory
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environment, combat, limited
|
- May 2008 Item of the Month
- Drops specific items depending on the monster/zone fought in
- Must Summon Mayfly Swarm to trigger
- Limited to 30 uses a day
- Can drop currency or meat in other zones
- +10%Items/Meat
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Monster Modifier equipment
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- clown-themed items (2-3, clowning)
- good quality drinks, size 3 or less (2-3, drunk)
- orcish frat house items (2-3, fratty)
- basic pixels (3-5, pixelated)
- hippy items (2-3, tie-dyed)
- crimbo consumables (3-5, yuletide)
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variable (there is an equipment for every slot except shirts)
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passive
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- Most are rewards gained from beating One Crazy Random Summer
- Random items will drop depending on the correct random modifier for the monster (in bold next to number)
- Fights may or may not become harder
- Category of items are not mutually exclusive
- e.g., clown-themed items AND hippy items can all drop in one combat, giving a lot of random item drops at once
- Equipment can also change monster base meat
- Equipment does not work in Gelatinous Noob
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Mr. Cheeng's spectacles
|
|
accessory
|
passive
|
- Untradable, must obtain from Mr. Cheeng
- +15% Items
- +10% Spell Critical Hit Chance
- Spell Damage +30%
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Mr. Screege's spectacles
|
|
accessory
|
passive
|
|
Oyster basket
|
- various holiday-themed spleen items
|
off-hand
|
event
|
|
Pantogram pants
|
|
pants
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passive
|
- November 2017 Item of the Month
- Item drops 5% of the time
- Most configure with a ten-leaf clover to work
- Configurable stats
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Pantsgiving
|
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pants
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combat, limited
|
- November 2013 IotM
- Must use Pocket Crumbs in combat to activate, once per fight
- Only usable 10x a day
- Increases max fullness after combat sometimes
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Pool skimmer
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- items lost by other players in Heavy Rains
- static pool of items
|
off-hand
|
environment
|
|
Protonic accelerator pack
|
|
back
|
varies according to the item dropped
|
- August 2016 IotM
- Almost-dead walkie-talkie drops 1/day randomly while adventuring
- Psychokinetic energy blob drops after defeating ghosts
- Also drops rads and special free fights
- Enables special combat move to get special items from the special free fights
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Rice bowl
|
|
off-hand
|
special, limited
|
- Enables two extra chances to get white rice in Don't Fence Me In (up to 5/day)
- Aforementioned choice adventure is the only major source to generate white rice in the game
- +20% Food Drops
|
Snow Suit
|
|
familiar
|
limited
|
- January 2013 IotM
- Must configure suit to Sensitive Carrot Nose
- Drops after 10% of combats for a max of 3/day
- Grants 5-20lbs depending on counter
|
Staff of the Cozy Fish
|
|
weapon (2-hands)
|
environment, combat, limited
|
- Only drops items against Mer-kin
- Must jiggle during combat for item to drop
- Breaks after some amount of use
- +15% Mysticality
- Spell Damage +150%
- Removes 30% Underwater Pressure Penalty
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Sweat socks
|
* pint of sweat
|
accessory
|
passive
|
- Increases a sweat counter by one each combat
- Will give pint of sweat when counter reaches ten
- Can pair more than one pair to increase counter
- +5 Stench/Sleaze Damage
- +5 Damage to Stench/Sleaze Spells
|
Time-twitching toolbelt
|
Special (passive adventuring)
Special (item use)
Event zones
|
accessory
|
special OR environment (event) restrictions depending on item
|
|
Currency
Equipment that drops non-meat currency, separate from normal monster drops. For the sake of convenience equipment that has an obsolete function/drops *currently useless currency* is not included on this list. The number of currency dropped is listed next to the item in parenthesis. If at max only one can be dropped, there are no parentheses.
Equipment
|
Currency Dropped
|
Slot
|
Restrictions/Triggers
|
Description
|
Chocolate cow bone
|
|
weapon (1-hand)
|
environment, combat
|
|
Cozy bazooka
|
|
weapon (2-hands)
|
environment, special, limited
|
Special:
- One sand dollar will drop after combat for each of the two effects you have active, up to 2 max:
- Will break after spending too many adventures
- Moxie +15%
- +20% Meat
- Removes 30% Underwater Pressure Penalty
|
Cozy scimitar
|
|
weapon (2-hands)
|
environment, combat, limited
|
- Must be underwater to drop
- 1-4 dull fish scales and 1-2 rough fish scales will drop the first time each of the two skills are used in combat:
- [[Harpoon!]
- [Summon Leviatuga]]
- Will break after spending too many adventures
- Theoretical max is 8 dull and 2 rough scales per combat
|
Li'l Businessman Kit
|
|
familiar
|
environment
|
|
Licorice whip
|
|
weapon (1-hand)
|
environment, combat
|
|
Lucky gold ring
|
|
accessory
|
passive (but with special conditions)
|
Special:
- Will not drop a specific currency unless certain conditions are met
- Can drop sand dollars, freddy kruegerands, and hobo nickels if you have at least one of them in your inventory (closet them to stop their drops)
- Can drop the rest if you have access to their respective zones via the IotM or the pass
- The Volcoino can only drop 1/day and is a much rare drop
- Only one currency will drop at a time
- Also has a chance of dropping 80-120 meat
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Mayfly bait necklace
|
|
accessory
|
environment, combat, limited
|
|
oversized fish scaler
|
|
familiar
|
environment, special
|
Special:
- Gives a chance to “steal” a dull scale at the end of combat against a fish that can drop a dull fish scale
- If successful, the normal dull scale will not drop (you will only get one scale/combat)
- Although it affects its base monster drop, this equipment is included on this list because the normal scale can still be lost to pressure penalty when the “steal” is successful
|
protonic accelerator pack
|
|
back
|
environment
|
- August 2016 IotM
- Rads drop randomly when in Nuclear Autumn
- Can also drop various items and enable special free fights
|
Source shades
|
|
accessory
|
combat
|
- Untradable, must own IotM Source Terminal to obtain
- Increases amount of essences yielded from the Extract skill from 1-3 to 2-6
|
Thor's Pliers
|
|
weapon (1-hand)
|
environment
|
- September 2014 IotM
- Only drops in Heavy Rains
- Will regenerate 11 bolts of lightning every 11 combats when equipped
- +4 Stat(s) Per Fight
- 10 Free Meatsmiths/day
- 6-9 MP Regen
- +20% Pickpocket Chance
- Regular Attacks Can't Miss
- Can Jewelrycraft
- Can’t equip in Hardcore (except Heavy Rains)
|
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter
|
Special
|
accessory
|
passive OR special
|
Special:
- Can drop the crystal while mining
|
Adventures
Equipment that directly drops adventures in combat or indirectly through enchantments. Rollover equipment with static bonuses are not included here.
Equipment
|
Adventure Gain Limit
|
Slot
|
Dropping Restrictions
|
Description
|
Mafia thumb ring
|
none
|
accessory
|
passive* (direct)
|
- Will directly give you 1 adventure after combat approximately ~4% of the time
- Will not activate during free fights
- Weapon Damage +11%
|
June cleaver
|
none
|
weapon (1-hand)
|
passive, special (direct)
|
- June 2022 Item of the Month
- At the end of any combat will increase a hidden counter that leads to a free-noncombat encounter
- Counter increments by less the more non-combats you find
- One of the non-combats can directly give you +5 adventures
- All Attributes +10%
- 6-8 HP and MP regen
- +5 adventures per day
- +X Prismatic damage
- X increases the more you use it
- Cannot miss
|
V for Vivala mask
|
10
|
accessory
|
combat (direct)
|
- November 2007 IotM
- 4-5% to directly get an adventure on a critical hit
- Muscle +30%
- +10% Critical Hit Chance
- +50% damage from combat items
- +1-3 Stat(s) per Fight
- 10-turn banish 1/day
- Can’t equip in Hardcore
|
Stinky cheese diaper
|
9*
|
accessory
|
passive (indirect)
|
- January 2010 IotM
- Increases stinky cheese counter by 1 point every fight
- Will increase rollover adventure enchantment by 1 for every 10 points
- Other stinky cheese equipment can be equipped as well to increase counter up to 4 points/fight
- Starts at 1 rollover adventure, caps at 10 adventures
- Less beneficial if you have good rollover equipment
- Will not benefit from this in Gelatinous Noob
- Can’t be equipped in Hardcore
|
Free Fights
Equipment that gives free fights while passively adventuring.
Equipment
|
Monsters fought
|
Slot
|
Dropping Restrictions
|
Description
|
"I Voted!" sticker
|
|
accessory
|
limited (x3)
|
- Untradable, requires absentee voter ballot or November 2018 IotM
- Encounter free fight with wandering monster every 11 turns
- Only one kind of monster is fought, determined by voting the day before
- First three fights are free, afterwards cost turns
- All Attributes +5%
|
Carnivorous potted plant
|
- any insta-killable monster
|
off-hand
|
passive
|
- Avaliable during Crimbo 2021 as a rare drop from the Gift Lab
- Insta-kills the monster you're fighting on the first round of combat about 4-5% of the time
- +25 Monster Level
|
Cursed magnifying glass
|
|
off-hand
|
limited (x5)
|
- 2022 Item of the Year
- Will encounter a wandering void monster every 13 combats that cost a turn (doesn't count down on free fights)
- First five fought a day will be free fights
- +13% Items
- +13% Combat Init
- +13 Spooky Damage
|
Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
|
|
off-hand
|
passive
|
- January 2019 Item of the Month
- Periodically encounter wandering sausage goblins while adventuring
- There is no limit to how many are fought a day but the frequency decreases every encounter until rollover
- +10% Item and Food Drops
|
Monster Modifier equipment
|
|
variable (there is an equipment for every slot except shirts)
|
environment
|
- Most are rewards gained from beating One Crazy Random Summer
- Adds +1 monster modifier for each equipment
- Fights will be free if the monster has the optimal modifier
- Only shows up in Hardcore/Ronin One Crazy Random Summer
- Will not generate free fights outside of these restrictions
- Can also drop items and affect base meat drop
|
Protonic accelerator pack
|
|
back
|
passive*
|
- August 2016 IotM
- Will allow access to a free fight every 50 adventures
- Must wear to trigger message for the fight, but the 50 adventures don’t have to be spent wearing the pack
- Can also drop various items
|
Effects
Also includes intrinsics. Only buffs are included here.
Equipment
|
Effect(s) (and Duration)
|
Slot
|
Dropping Restrictions
|
Description
|
Daylight Shavings Helmet
|
one of its exclusive random buffs (11)
|
hat
|
passive
|
- November 2021 IotM
- Will trigger every eleven adventures
- Because the buffs last for 11 adventures, you will always have one dropped effect active
- +3 Stats/Fight
- +5 Rollover Adventures
- +5 Familiar Weight
|
enhanced signal receiver
|
random wishable effect (2-11)
|
off-hand
|
passive
|
- Untradable, obtained from the signal fragment puzzle
- Activates at the end of every combat
- Effect duration starts at 11 and decreases by one each time activated, capping at 2
- Because of this, you will always have at least one dropped effect active
- If the adventure costs a turn, the duration will be one less (so 1 instead of 2)
|
Juju Mojo Mask
|
One of three intrinsics:
|
accessory
|
combat
|
- July 2010 IotM
- Intrinsic gained depends on what you do in combat
- Muscle/non-spell skill ==> volcano
- Spell ==> lightning
- Combat item ==> trickster
- Only one intrinsic can be active at a time, but once active they won't be overridden
- e.g., using a combat item then a spell will leave you with the trickster buff
- Intrinsics are removed when you remove the mask or use a special skill the intrinsics enable
- Every time you use the skill the chance of its respective intrinsic activating again diminishes
- Cannot be equipped while wearing V for Vivala mask or in Hardcore
|
ittah bittah hookah
|
random wishable effect (6)
|
familiar
|
passive
|
- Untradable, obtained from A Moment of Reflection
- Activates at the start of every six combats
- Because of this, you will always have at least one dropped effect active
- +5 Familiar Weight
|
Other Miscellaneous
Equipment that gives drops that have a unique purpose (e.g., quest drops) or are unlike the drops listed above.
Equipment
|
Special Drop(s)
|
Slot
|
Restrictions/Triggers
|
Description
|
Hobo code binder
|
|
off-hand
|
special
|
- Untradable, buy at Mind Yer Binder
- Allows hobo-code super likely adventures in specific locations
- See wiki page for more details
|
loadstone
|
|
off-hand
|
environment
|
|
logging hatchet
|
|
weapon (1-hand)
|
environment
|
|
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet
|
|
accessory
|
special
|
- Untradable, dropped from Lord Spookyraven
- Allows you to learn demon names for the Summoning Chamber in certain non combats
- You will hear Strung-Up Quartet after every combat
|
Lord Spookyraven's spectacles
|
|
accessory
|
special
|
|
Over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
|
|
accessory
|
environment
|
- August 2013 IotM
- Allows various monsters to drop folders that you can put in your Over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
- Folders are tradable but useless if you don’t have the accessory
- Cannot be equipped in Hardcore except for KOLHS
|
Pantsgiving
|
|
pants
|
passive
|
- November 2013 IotM
- Will increase stomach capacity by one after 5, 50, 500, etc. combats
- You don’t have to be at maximum fullness to increase counter but you do need to be at max to get the capacity buff
- Can also drop special items
- Cannot be equipped in Hardcore
|
Straw hat
|
- gives access to noncombat that drops items
|
hat
|
special
|
- Unlocks the In the Shade adventure
- +10% Item Drops
- + 15% Food/Booze Drops
|
Spanish fly trap
|
|
off-hand
|
environment
|
|
Obsolete
Equipment that cannot work anymore and/or drops currently useless items.
Equipment
|
Drops
|
Slot
|
Restrictions/Triggers
|
Description
|
ert grey goo ring
|
|
accessory
|
event, environment
|
- Still obtainable after completing a Grey Goo ascension
- Only useful during Crimbo 2021
- Will always drop one of three drops after combat while adventuring in any Site Alpha zone
- When two or three rings are equipped, two will drop
|
goo magnet
|
|
off-hand
|
event, environment
|
- Untradable and currently unobtainable, originally obtained from Tammy
- Only useful during Crimbo 2021
- Will always drop one of three drops after combat while adventuring in any Site Alpha zone
|
booze drive button
|
|
accessory
|
event
|
- Only useful during Crimbo 2020
- Drop rates increases base on +% Booze Drops
- Could only equip one drive button at a time
|
candy drive button
|
|
accessory
|
event
|
- Only useful during Crimbo 2020
- Drop rates increases base on +% Candy Drops
- Could only equip one drive button at a time
|
food drive button
|
|
accessory
|
event
|
- Only useful during Crimbo 2020
- Drop rates increases base on +% Food Drops
- Could only equip one drive button at a time
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