Castle in the Clouds in the Sky
For the similarly named location, see The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky.
| Castle in the Clouds in the Sky | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 943 |
| Locations | Professor Jacking's Huge-A-Ma-Tron |
| Hit Points | 200 |
| Attack | 75 |
| Defense | 81 |
| Initiative | 10 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | buttress, cloud, turret |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting the Castle in the Clouds in the SkyAs you wander around with your head in the clouds, you accidentally run smack into the Castle in the Clouds in the Sky. You hear a tiny roar from the tiny giants inside, and the entire castle starts to swoop around your head, as giants appear on the battlements, ready to -- well, at this size, ready to seriously annoy you.
Hit Message(s):
A few alphabet giants hurl letters at you. You laugh them off, until an "i" gets stuck in your eye. Argh!
An emo giant uses a bullhorn to recite poetry about how sad they are that you bumped the castle. You die a little inside. Ugh!
A tiny furry giant uses a bullhorn to recite fanfic at you. Turns out, being attacked by a giant adventurer is one of his turn-ons. Ew. Ooh! (sleaze damage)
The castle swoops forward and lodges a battlement in your left nostril. Argh!
The castle drops onto your head with a *CRUNCH.* Tiny giants leap out and stomp all over your skull until you have a wicked migraine. Ooh!
The castle circles your head as tiny raver giants spin glowsticks and celebrate.
The castle circles your head as tiny alphabet giants build four-letter words inside.
The castle circles your head as tiny emo giants cry inside.
The castle circles your head as tiny furry giants yiff inside (thankfully out of your field of vision).
The giants inside the castle are too demoralized by their relative size to you to even think about attacking this round. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: tiny goth giant (1% chance)* |
Occurs at Professor Jacking's Huge-A-Ma-Tron
