Carton of Eggs of Confidence

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Carton of Eggs of Confidence
Monster ID 1298
Locations A Grocery Bag
Hit Points 100
Attack 30
Defense 100
Initiative 100
Meat None
Phylum weird
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts carton, egg
Drops
None
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
carton of Eggs of Confidence You're fighting a carton of Eggs of Confidence

In BorderSpeak, they call eggs "los huevos," and to have "los huevos" means you are full of confidence.

But beware, for los huevos are as fragile as they are determined, and nobody wants their huevos cracked.

Hit Message(s):

One of the eggs smashes against your face. Looks like the yolk's on you! Ow! Ouch! (sleaze damage)

One of the eggs pummels your <throat> while another one eggs the first one on. Ooh! Argh!

The carton the eggs are in gives you a nasty papercut. Ugh! Ouch!

One of the eggs pulls a sharp shard out of its shell and stabs you with it. That's the equivalent of you hitting someone with your own bones! Dag! Ow! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

Three of the eggs cook you up a three-egg omelet of pain, with the cheddar cheese of suffering and the sauteed onions of misery. Argh! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

One of the eggs tries to pummel you, but misses and gets cracked.

The egg carton tries to give you a papercut, but it's one of those flimsy styrofoam cartons.

One of the eggs tries to cut you with a piece of eggshell, but it just shatters against your skull. Well, the skin on top of your skull, anyway.

One of the eggs tries to smash against your face, but you're not going to be left with egg on your face.

Fumble Message:

You ask the eggs if they're from free-range chickens, or if they're just farm-fresh, or if they're just your basic Grade A. They ponder that existential quandary for a bit. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat


Occurs at A Grocery Bag.

References