Canned goblin conspirator
|Canned goblin conspirator|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, label|
At first glance, this appears to be one of the regular tin can conspirators, albeit rather larger than the others. Then you notice that the plain white label on this one says GOBLIN.
Did they actually put a goblin through industrial canning processes? That sounds pretty awful. And would explain why it's making a terrible banshee howling noise and charging forward with berserk abandon, intent on rending the Gourd, or anything that gets in its way, with long razor-sharp claws.
It slices into your <kidney> while screaming inarticulately about... well, you aren't sure, really. General job dissatisfaction, I guess. Ouch! Ooh!
The canned goblin leaps at you and cracks you in the bridge of the nose with the edge of its lid. Ouch! Oof!
The canned goblin howls in pain and rage, and tears into your <skull>. Eek! Argh!
It slashes at you with its claws -- hopefully, your tetanus shots are up to date. Ow! Ugh!
You get in the canned goblin's way, and it rends you with its long razor-sharp claws. Ouch! Ouch!
The canned goblin stops screaming and just pants for a bit. Berserk rage can wear a guy out, you know.
You push the canned goblin over and it rolls around for a bit, struggling to right itself.
It runs around in berserk frustration for a bit, unable to concentrate on attacking you.
It flails wildly at you, but misses. It's probably difficult for it to see what's going on. The can doesn't have eye-holes or anything.
The canned goblin seems to lose track of what's going on, and just rages for a bit. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)*|
|You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker (??% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid (??% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: goblin collarbone (??% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: sharp tin strip (??% chance)*|
Occurs at The Gourd!.
- This monster cannot be copied.