Canned goblin conspirator

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Canned goblin conspirator
Monster ID 1283
Locations The Gourd!
Hit Points 35
Attack 26
Defense 32
Initiative 50
Meat 16-24
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, label
Knob Goblin firecracker, razor-sharp can lid, goblin collarbone, sharp tin strip
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
canned goblin conspirator You're fighting a canned goblin conspirator

At first glance, this appears to be one of the regular tin can conspirators, albeit rather larger than the others. Then you notice that the plain white label on this one says GOBLIN.

Did they actually put a goblin through industrial canning processes? That sounds pretty awful. And would explain why it's making a terrible banshee howling noise and charging forward with berserk abandon, intent on rending the Gourd, or anything that gets in its way, with long razor-sharp claws.

Hit Message(s):

It slices into your <kidney> while screaming inarticulately about... well, you aren't sure, really. General job dissatisfaction, I guess. Ouch! Ooh!

The canned goblin leaps at you and cracks you in the bridge of the nose with the edge of its lid. Ouch! Oof!

The canned goblin howls in pain and rage, and tears into your <skull>. Eek! Argh!

It slashes at you with its claws -- hopefully, your tetanus shots are up to date. Ow! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

You get in the canned goblin's way, and it rends you with its long razor-sharp claws. Ouch! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

The canned goblin stops screaming and just pants for a bit. Berserk rage can wear a guy out, you know.

You push the canned goblin over and it rolls around for a bit, struggling to right itself.

It runs around in berserk frustration for a bit, unable to concentrate on attacking you.

It flails wildly at you, but misses. It's probably difficult for it to see what's going on. The can doesn't have eye-holes or anything.

Fumble Message:

The canned goblin seems to lose track of what's going on, and just rages for a bit. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)*
Firecrack.gifYou acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker (??% chance)*
Canlid.gifYou acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid (??% chance)*
Collarbone.gifYou acquire an item: goblin collarbone (??% chance)*
Tinstrip.gifYou acquire an item: sharp tin strip (??% chance)*

Occurs at The Gourd!.


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