Canadian Cabin
Deep in the frigid wilds of the Canadian Wildlife Preserve, you find a cozy little cabin. I guess "Canadian Mountain Man" is one of the kinds of wildlife they wanted to preserve.
You try the door and find it unlocked. There's a cheerful fire burning in the hearth, and a note on the table that says "Help yourself, eh? Our casa is su casa, as the neighbors to the south of our neighbors to the south say."
There's an old lamp on the table next to the note, but it's out of oil so you ignore it.
or, with 10 thick walrus blubbers:
There's an old lamp on the table next to the note, and you're pretty sure you've got enough walrus blubber to fill it up.
There's a tiny safe under the bed, but you can't see any way to open it.
or, with 10 tiny bombs:
There's a tiny safe under the bed, and... hey, you could probably blast it open with a bunch of these tiny bombs!
With Yeast-Hungry:
Your finely-honed yeast sense reveals the presence of a bunch of yeast somewhere beneath the cabin's floorboards.
or, after being asked to search for the Cafe Elf by Tammy:
You can see some evidence of the Cafe Elf's passing. He's probably right where Tammy said he was.
| Take a Long Winter's Nap |  Long Winter's Napped (50 Adventures)
|
 | You gain all hit points. |
 | You gain all Mana Points. |
 | You acquire an effect: Long Winter's Napped (duration: 50 Adventures) |
with a mooseflank in your inventory
| Grill a moose flank over the fire |
You grill your mooseflank to perfection in the cabin's fireplace.
 | You acquire an item: grilled mooseflank |
with 10 thick walrus blubbers in your inventory
| Refill the lamp | [ 10 thick walrus blubbers ] |
You warm up a quantity of walrus blubber in the fire and fill the lamp's oil reservoir with it.
 | You acquire an item: antique Canadian lantern |
with 10 tiny bombs in your inventory
| Blow the safe | [ 10 tiny bombs ] |
You twist a bunch of the bombs together and blow the safe. It contains... a hat. Must be a really valuable one!
 | You acquire an item: muskox-skin cap |
with Yeast-Hungry
| Sniff out the yeast smell |
You pry up the floorboards where the smell is the strongest, and find a can of bear with a crust of yeast on the outside of it.
 | You acquire an item: antique beer |
After Tammy asks you to find the Cafe Elf
| Search for the Cafe Elf |
After some searching, you find a rough tumbledown shack in the woods. A grizzled-looking, unshaven elf is sitting in a rocking chair in front of it, and he narrows his eyes as you approach. "I ain't interested in religion, and I don't need any magazine subscriptions," he says gruffly.
"That's not why I'm here," you say. "My name's <Player Name>, I'm helping rebuild Crimbo Town. Are you the Cafe Elf?"
"Cafe Elf, huh..." He takes a long drag on his candy cigarette. "Haven't heard that name in years. I said good riddance to all that when those ridiculous animelfs showed up. Newfangled horseradish."
"Well, we're getting the band back together, so to speak. Real traditional-style. We could really use your help."
"Just a regular-issue Crimbo? No craziness?"
"God, I sure hope so."
The Cafe Elf scratches his chin and stares off into the distance in thought. "...Well, what the heck." He stubs his candy cigarette out on the arm of his rocker and stands up. "I gotta pack up my chafing dishes an' such, I'll meet you back at Crimbo Town."
| Just Leave |
You are either unwilling or unable to do anything interesting with this cabin right now.
Occurs at The Canadian Wildlife Preserve.
Notes
- Occurs on the first visit to the zone, then after every 50 completed combats afterward.
