Can of Spaghetto
This is possibly the worst abuse of both pasta and sauce imaginable. It's a store-brand can of extruded-corn spaghetti and "meat"balls, with lumps of congealed fat floating in the caustic, strangely orange tomato sauce. It's the most food you can get for 25 meat at your local scratch 'n' dent grocery store, but you're not about to eat it.
Type: potion Selling Price: 50 Meat. Effect: Blessing of the Spaghetto (20 Adventures)Spell Damage +40 So-So Hot Resistance (+2) So-So Cold Resistance (+2) So-So Stench Resistance (+2) So-So Spooky Resistance (+2) So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2) (In-game plural: Cans of Spaghetto) | |
Obtained From
- Other
- Zapping a blob of Alphredo™, freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini, handful of crafty noodles, spoonful of Linguine-Os, or tangled mass of creepy pasta only
When Used
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You find a deep and rushing river and chuck the can of Spaghetto as far into it as you can throw. It bobs for a second, then sinks mercifully out of sight. Your soul lightens as the Pastalord fills you with pure joy at its destruction.
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References
Zapping
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