can of CRIMBCOLA
This sugary, saccharine cola is the beverage of choice for -- well, okay, the only beverage offered to -- elfployees of CRIMBCO, the massive, faceless corporation currently in charge of Crimbo. It contains all of the sugar and caffeine an elf needs to be 100% productive, while constantly on the edge of a nervous breakdown.
In keeping with CRIMBCO's mission statement -- "Blandly Pleasant, Inoffensively Festive," its flavor and color can both be described as "beige."
Type: usable
Cannot be discarded
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Obtained From
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
- Crimbo 2010
- Advent Calendar
When Used
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| You drink the can of CRIMBCOLA. It doesn't taste like much of anything, but it does pack a wallop.
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Collection
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