Camp cook
| Camp cook | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1904 |
| Locations | Investigating a Plaintive Telegram |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | unknown |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a camp cookWestern cooking is its own special brand of sorcery, mostly involving beans.
RE: Missing: Fancy Man
As you're riding through a box canyon on the way to Jeff's mine, you're ambushed by a spoon-wielding madman. You wonder how long he's been out here in the wilderness. You wonder how he got here. You wonder where he got that spoon.
RE: Sheriff Wanted
The Placid Lake Gang is big enough that their hideout needs an entire kitchen staff. And the Placid Lake Gang is violent enough that even their kitchen staff consists entirely of hardened, aggressive criminals, like this guy.
RE: Madness at the Mine
The guy that knows how to shoot magic bolts of power everywhere, you probably shouldn't let him down inside the mine tunnels. I'm just saying. Definitely not if he's going to go insane for some reason.
RE: Wagon Train Escort Wanted
This is one of the Hackleton family beanslingers, who serve the clan by both cooking the food (beans for example) and casting the spells (melting vault doors, for example).
Hit Message(s):
He hits you with a beanball, which is like a fireball except beans. Ow! Eek! Ouch! Ow!
He shoots a bean missile at you. It's like a magic missile, except with a bean. Eek! Argh! Ouch! Ouch!
He casts Stinking Cloud at you. It's exactly like a regular Stinking Cloud. Ouch! Eek! Argh! Oof!
The camp cook proves to you that beans are indeed the most magical fruit. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ow! Ugh! Ow!
He throws a handful of beans at you, which is messy but not particularly magical.
He throws a single bean at you. Nothing happens. I guess the magic didn't trigger or something?
Something smells really bad, but not in like a magical way.
He tries to cast some sort of spell, but nothing happens except for an unpleasant smell. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans (% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas (% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans (% chance)* |
Occurs at Investigating a Plaintive Telegram.
