Camp Scout backpack
This is a backpack issued to new members of the Camp Scouts, an organization dedicated to helping kids learn the skills it took to be a productive member of society a hundred years ago. (In-game plural: Camp Scout backpacks) |
Obtained From
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
- Stores
- Mr. Store (1 Mr. Accessory)
Messages
- After combat:
A tinny voice emerges from within your backpack. "Greetings, Camp Scout! It's important to start the day with a healthy breakfast! The proper mixture of carbohydrates, protein and sugar is critical in maintaining click trustworthiness. click"
A bag of trail mix falls out of one of the backpack's many pockets.
 | You acquire an item: bag of GORP |
The voice from your backpack pipes up again. "Loyalty is of paramount important to the Camp Scouts. To remain loyal, one must remain pure. Impurities, such as those found in natural bodies of water, must be eliminated."
A bottle of pills emerges from the pack.
 | You acquire an item: water purification pills |
The voice from your backpack says "Winning the hearts and minds of the civilian population is a critical function of the Camp Scout organization. CSA lab studies have concluded that maintenance of acceptable levels of helpfulness requires consistent rest."
A rolled-up tent plops onto the ground from inside the backpack.
 | You acquire an item: Camp Scout pup tent |
Your backpack pipes up again. "The campfire is at the core of the Camp Scouts' friendliness directive. This fire-making kit has been calibrated to your specific height/weight profile. Sharing this fire-making kit with others is not permitted."
A small case with your name on it falls out of the pack with a thud.
 | You acquire an item: CSA fire-starting kit |
Your backpack says "Height profile consistent with beep SCOUTMASTER beep status. Dispensing courtesy-maintenance supplies."
A plastic bottle emerges from the pack.
 | You acquire an item: CSA scoutmaster's "water" |
Your backpack says "A Camp Scout must be kind. Kindness is compulsory. Any deviation from kind behavior is subject to punishment by beep CLASSIFIED click."
Another bag of trail mix falls from the pack.
| You acquire an item: bag of GORF |
Your backpack says "Obedience is a key virtue of a Camp Scout. Since disobedience is met with zero tolerance, disobedience does not occur in CSA operatives. Disobedience in occupied populations, however, is a common problem."
A smallish, metal, pineapple-shaped object falls from the pack.
 | You acquire an item: CSA obedience grenade |
The voice emerges from your backpack again. "The Camp Scout organization must maintain the appearance of good cheer in order to obfuscate its goals from civilian populations. When cheerfulness cannot be supplied naturally by the individual operative, it is provided by artificial means."
An object that looks suspiciously similar to a beer drops out of the pack.
 | You acquire an item: CSA cheerfulness ration |
The tinny voice from behind you intones "Thrift is essential to sustainable continuance of Camp Scout operations. Chemical indoctrination of indigenous populations ensures that operative levels of thrift can be maintained in all CSA theaters."
A card emerges from a slot in the pack.
 | You acquire an item: CSA discount card |
Your backpack startles you by speaking again. "Successful completion of CSA operations requires adequate bravery on a per-operative basis. The needs of the organization are not served by the failures of individual Camp Scouts. Courage is compulsory."
The backpack spits out a badge.
 | You acquire an item: CSA bravery badge |
Your backpack speaks: "Maintenance of Camp Scout cleanliness must not be left to chance. Infectious agents, of both natural and enemy origin, threaten the individual operative, and in doing so, threaten the organization."
A little bottle falls from the pack.
 | You acquire an item: CSA all-purpose soap |
The tinny voice says "Reverence is required of all Camp Scouts. The reverent scout lays prostrate before beep CLASSIFIED click. The reverent scout surrenders conscious muscle control."
Another bag of trail mix hits the ground behind you.
| You acquire an item: bag of QWOP |
The tinny voice from your backpack says "17. Cardinal. Wilhelm. 28. Repeat. All operatives, initiate protocol 17 Cardinal Wilhelm 28."
An item falls out of the pack.
 | You acquire... something. |
Your backpack speaks: "static to be static repeat, rogue operative static is to be terminated with extreme click"
An item falls out of the pack.
| You acquire... something. |
Your backpack emits a short burst of static followed by a series of random bird calls.
An item falls out of the pack.
| You acquire... something. |
Notes
- July 2012's item of the month from Mr. Store.
- Its in-store description: Everything a young Camp Scout needs to survive in a dangerous world.
- According to Jick, the items will drop from the backpack while you are in a Hardcore ascension, if you have the backpack in your inventory or in Hagnk's. In normal ascensions, you must be wearing it. The items initially dropped in Bad Moon, but this was quickly fixed.
- Also according to Jick, no back item will ever offer more +item% than the backpack's +15%.
- When in hardcore, the items appear with this text:
- A little package floats in on a silver parachute. A note attached reads "The CSA notes that you are not wearing your CSA-issued backpack. While the CSA acknowledges the possibility of equipment loss in a combat situation, the CSA would also like to remind you that CSA membership, once initiated, is compulsory and permanent.
- Each day, the first twelve items will always be dropped in the order above. Later drops will use one of the last three messages and give a random item.
- With the exception of the CSA fire-starting kit, which will only drop once per day.
- The first item (the bag of GORP) will drop after about 3-4 combats. The number of combats between items drops increases by an additional 1-3 for each item. Thus, on average, item #N will drop around combat N*(N+2.5) of the day. See the approximate number of combats on the table below.
Item List
| Number | Item | Type | Notes | Appx. # combats |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | bag of GORP |
Food | 2 fullness, decent quality, 20-30 each stat | 3 |
| 2 | water purification pills |
Booze | 3 drunkenness, decent quality, 25-30 each stat | 9 |
| 3 | Camp Scout pup tent |
Usable | Restores 1000 HP | 16 |
| 4 | CSA fire-starting kit |
Usable | Gain 3 PvP fights, or, regain HP/MP after each combat for the rest of the day | 26 |
| 5 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" |
Booze | 3 drunkenness, good quality, 20-30 each stat | 37 |
| 6 | bag of GORF |
Food | 1 fullness, decent quality, 3 adventures of Long Live GORF | 51 |
| 7 | CSA obedience grenade |
Combat item | Delevel, 3 round stun | 66 |
| 8 | CSA cheerfulness ration |
Booze | 1 drunkenness, awesome quality, 40-50 each stat | 84 |
| 9 | CSA discount card |
Usable | Gain 300 meat | 103 |
| 10 | CSA bravery badge |
Potion | 20 adventures of Standard Issue Bravery | 125 |
| 11 | CSA all-purpose soap |
Usable | Restores up to 1000 MP, cures negative status effects | 148 |
| 12 | bag of QWOP |
Food | 1 fullness, epic quality, 10 adventures of QWOPped Up | 174 |
References
- The virtues listed in the first twelve item drops are those listed in the Boy Scouts of America's version of the Scout Law.
- The selling price of all discardable Camp Scout items is Twenty-three, an important number in Illuminati conspiracy theories.
- The silver parachute drops are a reference to the book series The Hunger Games, in which participants in the Hunger Games competition may have items delivered to them via silver parachutes.
See Also
Collection
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| Preceded by: Moping Artistic Goth Kid |
Camp Scout backpack July 2012 |
Succeeded by: Unagnimated Gnome |
