Camel's Toe

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Camel's Toe
Monster ID 541
Locations The Hole in the Sky
Hit Points 150
Attack 158
Defense 142
No-Hit 168
Initiative 70
Meat None
Phylum constellation
Elements sleaze
Resistance None
Monster Parts foot, leg, star, toe
Drops
line, line, star, star
Manuel Entry
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Camel's Toe You're fighting The Camel's Toe

This constellation resembles the toes and ankle of a giant celestial camel. The rest of the camel has yet to be located in the night sky -- astrologers believe it probably died from lung cancer. Astronomers think, of course, that that's a load of hooey, but have yet to propose any viable alternative theory.

Hit Message(s):

It tries to kick you, but misses. Then you suddenly realize you're in a vacuum! How can you even breathe? You pass out for a second. Eek! Ooh! Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Ugh!

It pokes you with one of its toenails, which is a giant ball of white-hot gas.Ooh! Ow! Eek! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! Ouch! Ow! Ow! (hot damage)

It kicks you in the ear. Not a creative or particularly funny attack, but effective. Ugh! Argh! Ow! Oof! Ouch! Argh!

It lifts into the air and stomps on your <leg>. At least it didn't stomp on your heart like my ex-girlfriend did. Ouch! Eek! Ugh! Ooh! Eek! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

It's joined by three more feet, legs, a hump, a head, and neck -- the celestial camel has reappeared at last! It spits a gob of white-hot gas at you, then dissipates into the ether again. Anticlimactic, really. Ouch! Ugh! Ooh! (hot damage)

Miss Message(s):

It tries to kick you in the <ear>, but you won't stand for being kicked.

It tries to poke you with a toenail, but you give it a quick manicure.

It tries to smack you with its ankle bone, but fails. Looks like the ankle bone is its achilles heel.

It tries to stomp on you, but you make sure you're between the toes when it lands, and it doesn't hurt.

Fumble Message:

It lifts into the air to stomp you, but you cover it with a comfortable, loose-fitting garment and it disappears for a while. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Star.gifYou acquire an item: star (30% chance)*
Star.gifYou acquire an item: star (30% chance)*
Line.gifYou acquire an item: line (30% chance)*
Line.gifYou acquire an item: line (30% chance)*
You gain 39.5 <substat>.

Occurs at The Hole in the Sky.

References

  • "Astrologers believe it probably died from lung cancer" is a reference to Joe Camel, the infamous mascot of Camel cigarettes.
  • Camel Toe is a slang term for a woman's genitalia visible through tight clothing (hence the fumble text).