CSA discount card

CSA discount card This is a little card with a cryptic series of glyphs on it indicating various discounts at various stores. There are places for stamps, places for holes to be punched, and byzantine rules regarding buying 9 of something at 100% off and getting 9 more for free. Type: usable Cannot be discarded (In-game plural: CSA discount cards)

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Obtained From

Other

Camp Scout backpack

When Used

You go from store to store in Seaside Town taking advantage of various loopholes, coupons, promotions, and typos on product labels. You end up getting quite a bit of something for nothing.

You gain 300 Meat.

• In Way of the Surprising Fist, instead of meat this is appended:

And like a good Camp Scout, you donate the proceeds to the needy.

References

• This is a reference to Couponing, in which people purchase an exorbitant amount of items from a grocery store for almost nothing by exploiting multiple levels of coupons and deals. The people typically do a lot of preparation, which includes a "cheat sheet" to ensure everything goes as planned.

Collection

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Meat-Producing Items

ancient vinyl coin purse 650-750   bag of park garbage 150-250   black pension check 400-450   briefcase 300 (or a fat stack of cash)  chest of the Bonerdagon 3,000   collection of tiny spooky objects 100-1,000   CSA discount card 300   cursed piece of thirteen 500-1,000 (or fight a scary pirate)  Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 100,000 (after upgrading A Telescope 7 times)  dungeon dragon chest 450-550   duct tape wallet 2,500-3,600   envelope full of Meat 500 (Affected by +meat% modifiers) fat wallet 350-450   flytrap pellet 300-400  (sometimes) Gathered Meat-Clip 420-620   Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 10,000   handful of tips 300-400 (Lose ~20k Meat every 30 uses) haunted Hell ramen 20-24 (and gain 4 fullness)  Hell ramen 20-29 (and gain 4 fullness)  kobold treasure hoard 10 (plus possibly a newborn kobold)  LOLmec statuette 1,000,000   meat globe 600-800  (if there's one in your dwelling)  Mr. Big's Wallet 690   nest egg 150   Orcish meat locker 90-110 (if you have a rusty metal key, which is consumed)  old coin purse 450-550   old leather wallet 400-600   Penultimate Fantasy chest 100-200 (plus some items)  pixel coin 2,000   pixellated moneybag 450-550   roll of meat 1,750 (some of which are meat stacks)  shiny stones 140-160   smut orc keepsake box 1,400-1,500 (after bridge is finished)  SMOOCH bottlecap 1,000   solid gold jewel 100,000   stolen meatpouch 30-50   Warm Subject gift certificate 400-500 (except for first use with Torso Awaregness)