CSA discount card

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CSA discount card
CSA discount card

This is a little card with a cryptic series of glyphs on it indicating various discounts at various stores. There are places for stamps, places for holes to be punched, and byzantine rules regarding buying 9 of something at 100% off and getting 9 more for free.

Type: usable
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: CSA discount cards)
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Item number: 5745
Description ID: 928675328
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Obtained From

Other
Camp Scout backpack

When Used

Librarycard.gif
You go from store to store in Seaside Town taking advantage of various loopholes, coupons, promotions, and typos on product labels. You end up getting quite a bit of something for nothing.
Meat.gifYou gain 300 Meat.
And like a good Camp Scout, you donate the proceeds to the needy.

References

  • This is a reference to Couponing, in which people purchase an exorbitant amount of items from a grocery store for almost nothing by exploiting multiple levels of coupons and deals. The people typically do a lot of preparation, which includes a "cheat sheet" to ensure everything goes as planned.

Collection

TOP 10 CSA discount card collections
1. Pastahead - 18527 | 2. kwhkwh - 15000 | 3. Aduine - 12456 | 4. D3tox - 7085 | 5. Is My Muscle too Big - 4971
6. Skent - 4501 | 7. mflGrMp - 3581 | 8. whizdad - 2319 | 9. ARthuR the human - 1850 | 10. Mistress of the Obvious - 1569
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings
Meat.gif Meat-Producing Items - edit
Iiticoinpurse.gif
ancient vinyl coin purse
650-750
 
Parkgarbage.gif
bag of park garbage
150-250
 
Blackcheck.gif
black pension check
400-450
 
Briefcase.gif
briefcase
300
(sometimes) 
Bonechest.gif
chest of the Bonerdagon
3000
 
Disease.gif
collection of tiny spooky objects
100-1000
 
Librarycard.gif
CSA discount card
300
 
Pieceof13.gif
cursed piece of thirteen
500-1000
(or a combat adventure) 
Chest2.gif
dungeon dragon chest
450-550
 
Dtapewallet.gif
duct tape wallet
2500-3600
 
Envelope2.gif
envelope full of Meat
500
(Affected by +meat% modifiers)
Wallet.gif
fat wallet
350-450
 
Pellet.gif
flytrap pellet
300-400
 (sometimes)
Wallet.gif
Gathered Meat-Clip
420-620
 
Tips.gif
handful of tips
300-400
(Lose ~20k Meat every 30 uses)
Bowl.gif
haunted Hell ramen
?-20-?
 
Bowl.gif
Hell ramen
20-29
 
Chest2.gif
kobold treasure hoard
10
(plus possibly a familiar hatchling) 
Lolmecidol.gif
LOLmec statuette
1 million
 
Meatglobe.gif
meat globe
600-800
 (if there's one in your dwelling) 
Egg.gif
nest egg
150
 
Meatlocker.gif
Orcish meat locker
90-110
 
Coinpurse.gif
old coin purse
450-550
 
Wallet.gif
old leather wallet
400-600
 
Chest2.gif
Penultimate Fantasy chest
100-200
(plus some items) 
Pixelcoin.gif
pixel coin
2000
 
Pixmoney.gif
pixellated moneybag
450-550
 
Droll2.gif
roll of meat
1750
(some of which are meat stacks) 
Pebbles.gif
shiny stones
140-160
 
Keepsakebox.gif
smut orc keepsake box
1400-1500
(after bridge is finished) 
Bottlecap.gif
SMOOCH bottlecap
1000
 
Strawberyl.gif
solid gold jewel
100,000
 
Meatpouch.gif
stolen meatpouch
30-50
 
Giftcert.gif
Warm Subject gift certificate
400-500
(except for first use with Torso Awaregness)