CRIMBCO Cubicles

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CRIMBCO Cubicles
Zone Num 247
Location CRIMBCO Headquarters
Unlocks After talking with Mr. Mination
Recom Stat unknown
Combat % 100%
ML unknown - unknown
Terrain indeterminate
Special Adventures
Clover None
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The CRIMBCO Cubicles were found in the CRIMBCO Headquarters. They disappeared on January 1, 2011.

Combat Adventures

Work


tedious spreadsheet -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: 10 CRIMBCO scrip
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20
  • Monster Defense: 10
  • Hit Points: 10
  • Initiative: 100
  • Elemental Alignment: None

unoptimized database -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: 10 CRIMBCO scrip
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20
  • Monster Defense: 10
  • Hit Points: 10
  • Initiative: 100
  • Elemental Alignment: None

disorganized files -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: 10 CRIMBCO scrip
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20
  • Monster Defense: 10
  • Hit Points: 10
  • Initiative: 100
  • Elemental Alignment: None

overflowing inbox -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: 10 CRIMBCO scrip
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20
  • Monster Defense: 10
  • Hit Points: 10
  • Initiative: 100
  • Elemental Alignment: None

After First Promotion


hideous slide show -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: 20 CRIMBCO scrip
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20
  • Monster Defense: 10
  • Hit Points: 10
  • Initiative: 100
  • Elemental Alignment: None

After Second Promotion


endless conference call -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: 30 CRIMBCO scrip
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20
  • Monster Defense: 10
  • Hit Points: 10
  • Initiative: 100
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Distractions

Bored adventures will not occur with 50% boredom or less. The higher your boredom, the higher their likelihood of occurring.


Tome of Tropes -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: 5 CRIMBCO scrip
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20
  • Monster Defense: 10
  • Hit Points: 10
  • Initiative: 100
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Book of Faces -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: 5 CRIMBCO scrip
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20
  • Monster Defense: 10
  • Hit Points: 10
  • Initiative: 100
  • Elemental Alignment: None

chatty coworker -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: 5 CRIMBCO scrip
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20
  • Monster Defense: 10
  • Hit Points: 10
  • Initiative: 100
  • Elemental Alignment: None

water cooler -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: 5 CRIMBCO scrip
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20
  • Monster Defense: 10
  • Hit Points: 10
  • Initiative: 100
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Totally Malicious 'Zine -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: 5 CRIMBCO scrip
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20
  • Monster Defense: 10
  • Hit Points: 10
  • Initiative: 100
  • Elemental Alignment: None

At 100% boredom:


Best Game Ever -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: BGE merchandise order form
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Player's Buffed Moxie • Substat Gain: Player's Buffed Moxie/4 • Moxie for No Hit*:
  • Monster Defense: Player's Buffed Muscle
  • Hit Points: 75% of Player's Buffed Muscle
  • Initiative: 100
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures


Climbing That Ladder
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Uh oh...
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The Sounds of Violence
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Notes

  • Monsters in this zone will scale to your level only if you are equipped with a CRIMBCO lanyard.
  • Defeating any monster here (except for the BGE) increases your Boredom.
Boredeyes.gif Boredom +1%
  • Defeating one of the low-boredom monsters always results in the following:
An elf on roller skates whizzes by and tosses you a ten-scrip note. "Keep up the good wooooo --" he says, as he barrels out of sight.
Scrip.gifYou acquire 10 CRIMBCO scrip
  • Defeating one of the higher-boredom monsters (except for the BGE) always results in the following:
An elf on roller skates whizzes by and tosses you a five-scrip note. "Keep slackin' off, and they DOCK ya!" he sneers, before skating away.
Scrip.gifYou acquire 5 CRIMBCO scrip
  • Defeating the post-promotion slideshow monster always results in the following:
An elf on roller skates whizzes by and tosses you a 20-scrip note. "That slide show looked brutal -- there's some hazard pay for ya!" he says, skating away.
Scrip.gifYou acquire 20 CRIMBCO scrip
  • Defeating the endless conference call monster always results in the following:
An elf pushing a wheelbarrow full of CRIMBCO scrip wheels by and hands you three ten-scrip notes. "That's some hazard pay and some overtime for sitting through that whole call," he says.
Scrip.gifYou acquire 30 CRIMBCO scrip
  • Casting CLEESH makes office life less boring, and prevents your Boredom from increasing. It also prevents you from earning scrip.
  • As you become more and more bored, the frequency of the getting distracted increases.
  • Adventuring here before visting Mr. Mination's Office gives the message: "You can't get to the cubicles without an ID badge. You should go upstairs, talk to the boss, and see if you can't get a job here."
  • Trying to enter after receiving the Uh oh... and Climbing That Ladder adventures but before visiting the office gives the following message:

Didn't you hear the announcement? You're supposed to report to Mr. Mination's office.

References

  • The "...and they DOCK ya!" message refers to the movie The Hudsucker Proxy in which the mail room manager explains the company policies to the main character.