Even though they sound like a fairly serious medical condition, CRIMBCOIDS are, in fact, a type of candy. They're the curiously weak peppermints that giant Crimbo conglomerate CRIMBCO gives its elfployees as an empty holiday gesture. The flavor is deliberately faint, in compliance with CRIMBCO's mission statement: "Blandly Pleasant, Inoffensively Festive."
As a bonus, they come in a metal tin that you'll plan on doing something useful with, but never will.
Type: food (good)
Cannot be discarded
(In-game plural: tins of CRIMBCOIDS mints)