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Even though they sound like a fairly serious medical condition, CRIMBCOIDS are, in fact, a type of candy. They're the curiously weak peppermints that giant Crimbo conglomerate CRIMBCO gives its elfployees as an empty holiday gesture. The flavor is deliberately faint, in compliance with CRIMBCO's mission statement: "Blandly Pleasant, Inoffensively Festive."

As a bonus, they come in a metal tin that you'll plan on doing something useful with, but never will.

Type: food (good)
Size: 1
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: tins of CRIMBCOIDS mints)
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Item number: 4818
Description ID: 239814149
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Obtained From

Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Crimbo 2010
Advent Calendar

When Consumed

You eat the CRIMBCOIDS. They taste like sugar pastilles that have been sitting next to a candy cane for a while. You think of all the awesome stuff other people more industrious than you could do with the metal tin, then shrug and toss it over your shoulder.
AdventuresYou gain 3 Adventures.
You gain 10-20 Strongness.
You gain 10-20 Mysteriousness.
You gain 10-20 Smarm.
(You gain 1 Fullness.)


TOP 10 CRIMBCOIDS mints collections
1. hotdeth - 8767 | 2. Tiny Plastic Grimmy - 1067 | 3. suicidalsue - 669 | 4. crusader06 - 478 | 5. Mistress of the Obvious - 332
6. Skent - 320 | 7. glaucos - 276 | 8. Splotz - 230 | 9. Mystic_Potato - 169 | 10. Nikademus - 160
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings


  • Much of this item's text refers to Altoids, particularly the parody of its motto "The Curiously Strong Mint" and the use of empty Altoids tins for various purposes.