CH Imp

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CH Imp
Monster ID 981
Locations The Laugh Floor
Hit Points 62
Attack 62
Defense 55
Initiative 60
Meat 24-36
Phylum demon
Elements hot
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso, wing
Drops
imp air
Manuel Entry
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CH Imp You're fighting a CH Imp

Evil monkey! Evil infernal demon monkey!

Hit Message(s):

He stabs you with a knife he's been carrying. Demon monkey knife fight! Ugh! Ooh! Argh!

He flings something at you. I won't tell you what it is, just that it's gross. (stench damage) Ouch! Oof! Ooh!

He points at you and grimaces. You feel a shiver run up your spine and punch you in the back of the neck. (spooky damage) Ouch! Ugh! Argh!

He hits you on the head with a monkey wrench. Whatever became of innocence? Ow! Ooh! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

He grabs a nearby vine, swings through the air, and ends by kicking you so hard in the head that you flip over twice before you land. Looks like he just gave you the monkey business. Ow! Ooh! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to stab you with his monkey knife, but you warn him against such monkeyshines.

He tries to hit you with a monkey wrench, but you wrench yourself away at the last minute.

He tries to fling poo at you, but you pooh-pooh the notion.

He points at you and grimaces, but you're not scared, since you know he doesn't live in your closet.

Fumble Message:

He stops attacking long enough to gorge himself on a couple of infernal bananas. He probably got them from Belafontus, the underworld's Banana Tallyman. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)*
Cannedair.gifYou acquire an item: imp air (25% chance)*
You gain 15-16 <substat>.

Occurs at The Laugh Floor

References

  • There is an evil monkey in Chris' closet on Family Guy who usually appears pointing at Chris with an evil grimace.
  • Harry Belafonte wrote the Banana Boat Song "Day-O", which has requests for the banana boat tallyman to count up the night's work.
  • The line "Demon monkey knife fight!" is a reference to the song "Monkey!! Knife!! Fight!!" by the band Minus the Bear.
  • The "monkey wrench" hit message with the line "whatever became of innocence?" is a reference to the Foo Fighters song "Monkey Wrench".