Business hippy

Business hippy
Monster ID	335
Locations	The Road to the White Citadel
Hit Points	25
Attack	35
Defense	34
No-Hit	48
Initiative	0
Meat	40-60
Phylum	hippy
Elements	stench
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, herbs, reodorant
Quest	massive bag of catnip
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a business hippy

This is a hippy that understands the concept of supply and demand. At the moment, his face is demanding that you supply it with a fist. Who knew basic economics could be so satisfying?

Hit Message(s):

The business hippy snivels at you ingratiatingly. You think you feel a blood vessel burst in your head. Ouch! Ouch! (stench damage)

The business hippy angrily slaps you in the <shoulder>, defending its wares. It stings, a little. Argh! Ow! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He smacks you upside the <leg> with his briefcase, then whips you upside the <nipple> with his funky dreads. After all that, his odor assaults your nose. Ooh! Ugh! Eek! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

The business hippy snivels at you ingratiatingly, but is discouraged by your obvious hatred.

The business hippy starts to slap you, but can’t remember why he wanted to.

Fumble Message:

You ask him, "so, man, isn't it weird that you're a hippy, and yet you've given into the corporate mentality that separates us all?" He stops to ponder it for a while. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 40-60 Meat (average: 50, stdev: 4.47)*

You acquire an item: filthy corduroys (10% chance)*

You acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (10% chance)*

You acquire an item: herbs (20% chance)*

You acquire an item: reodorant (10% chance)*

• If you have received the Cheetahs Never Lose adventure:

You acquire an item: massive bag of catnip (100% chance)*

You gain 8-9 <substat>.

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Occurs at Life Ain't Nothin But Witches and Mummies which occurs at The Road to the White Citadel.

Notes

• Formerly occurred as a standard monster encounter at The Road to the White Citadel.
• The massive bag of catnip was a one time drop.

References

• This adventure refers to the hippy Princeton student in the movie Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, who has the line, "What kind of hippy am I? Man, I'm a business hippie, I understand the concept of supply and demand."