|Locations||The Road to the White Citadel|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
|Quest||massive bag of catnip|
This is a hippy that understands the concept of supply and demand. At the moment, his face is demanding that you supply it with a fist. Who knew basic economics could be so satisfying?
The business hippy snivels at you ingratiatingly. You think you feel a blood vessel burst in your head. Oof! Ugh! (stench damage)
The business hippy snivels at you ingratiatingly, but is discouraged by your obvious hatred.
The business hippy starts to slap you, but can’t remember why he wanted to.
You ask him, "so, man, isn't it weird that you're a hippy, and yet you've given into the corporate mentality that separates us all?" He stops to ponder it for a while. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 40-60 Meat (average: 50, stdev: 4.47)*|
|You acquire an item: filthy corduroys (10% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (10% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: herbs (20% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: reodorant (10% chance)*|
- If you have received the Cheetahs Never Lose adventure:
|You acquire an item: massive bag of catnip (100% chance)*|
|You gain 8-9 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Road to the White Citadel.
- This adventure refers to the hippy Princeton student in the movie Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, who has the line, "What kind of hippy am I? Man, I'm a business hippie, I understand the concept of supply and demand."