Business hippy

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Business hippy
Monster ID 335
Locations The Road to the White Citadel
Hit Points 25
Attack 35
Defense 34
No-Hit 48
Initiative 0
Meat 40-60
Phylum hippy
Elements stench
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, herbs, reodorant
Quest massive bag of catnip
Manuel Entry
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business hippy You're fighting a business hippy

This is a hippy that understands the concept of supply and demand. At the moment, his face is demanding that you supply it with a fist. Who knew basic economics could be so satisfying?

Hit Message(s):

The business hippy snivels at you ingratiatingly. You think you feel a blood vessel burst in your head. Ooh! Ow! (stench damage)

The business hippy angrily slaps you in the <lower back>, defending its wares. It stings, a little. Ugh! Ouch! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He smacks you upside the <solar plexus> with his briefcase, then whips you upside the <calf> with his funky dreads. After all that, his odor assaults your nose. Oof! Ugh! Ow! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

The business hippy snivels at you ingratiatingly, but is discouraged by your obvious hatred.

The business hippy starts to slap you, but can’t remember why he wanted to.

Fumble Message:

You ask him, "so, man, isn't it weird that you're a hippy, and yet you've given into the corporate mentality that separates us all?" He stops to ponder it for a while. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 40-60 Meat (average: 50, stdev: 4.47)*
Cords.gifYou acquire an item: filthy corduroys (10% chance)*
Dreadsack.gifYou acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (10% chance)*
Herbs.gifYou acquire an item: herbs (20% chance)*
Spraycan.gifYou acquire an item: reodorant (10% chance)*
Herbbag.gifYou acquire an item: massive bag of catnip (100% chance)*
You gain 8-9 <substat>.

Formerly occurred at The Road to the White Citadel.



  • This adventure refers to the hippy Princeton student in the movie Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, who has the line, "What kind of hippy am I? Man, I'm a business hippie, I understand the concept of supply and demand."