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Monster ID 2093
Locations The Neverending Party
Hit Points 75% of its Defense
Attack Player's Moxie - 5 (cap at 20 000)
Defense Player's Muscle - 5 (cap at 20 000)
Initiative 0
Meat 40-60
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm,bloodshot eye,head,leg,torso
denim jacket, ratty knitted cap, Van key, Jam band bootleg
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
burnout You're fighting a burnout

As you try to negotiate the crowd of the party, a grubby-looking dude in a denim jacket backs into you. He turns around with a goofy grin on his face, which inexplicably turns into a frown as he throws a punch at you for no good reason.

Hit Message(s):

"Like, watch out," he says, giggling, as he picks up a lamp and throws it at your <knee>. Ooh! Ouch! Argh! Ouch!

He pulls out a cigarette lighter and burns your <kidney> with it, giggling all the while. Ouch! Oof! Argh! Eek! (hot damage)

He burps up a cloud of smoke, which he blows in your fact[sic]. "Whoah, I don't remember smoking that," he giggles. Ooh! Argh! Ow! Argh! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

One of his buddies crashes his van through the front of the house, running you down. Your last thought as you're pinned to the floor and crushed is "cool dragon painting." (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Eek! Oof! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

"Like, watch out," he says to a nearby lamp. Then he giggles for a while. "You're all right," he says to the lamp.

He pulls out a cigarette lighter and waves his fingers back and forth through the flame for a while. "Whoah."

He burps up a cloud of smoke and giggles at it for a while instead of attacking you.

Fumble Message:

He burps up a cloud of smoke and giggles at it for a while instead of attacking you. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 40-60 Meat. (average: 50, stdev: 4.47)*
Punkjacket.gifYou acquire an item: denim jacket (% chance)*
Dirtybeanie.gifYou acquire an item: ratty knitted cap (% chance)*
Vankey.gifYou acquire an item: van key (% chance)*
Deadbootlet.gifYou acquire an item: jam band bootleg (% chance)*
You gain some <substat>.

Occurs at The Neverending Party.