Burning newspaper

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Damage formula/mechanics.

burning newspaper
burning newspaper

You'd better read this quick.

Type: combat item
Selling Price: 5 Meat.

Deal a bunch of Hot Damage and briefly stun your enemy

(In-game plural: burning newspapers)
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Item number: 9683
Description ID: 328070245
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Obtained From

Dropped after combat by an Garbage Fire after 5, then every 30 combats.
Garbage Fire in a Crown of Thrones/Buddy Bjorn (sometimes, 3x/day)

When Used

You wad up the newspaper and hurl it at your foe, dealing a sizzling and informative X damage.


  • Staggers the opponent on use.
  • The damage on the first use in a combat starts out high (130+), but subsequent uses deal less damage. Exact mechanics need spading.
  • Has a [fold] option that allows you to turn the burning newspaper into equipment (at the cost of 1 HP). All equipment formed have the tags: "Cannot be traded or discarded" and "This item will disappear at the end of the day."

A listing of the enchantments the various burning items provide are as follows:

burning cape
Back Serious Hot Resistance (+3)
Maximum HP/MP +25
+5 Adventures per day when equipped
burning paper crane
Off-Hand Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)
Maximum HP/MP +25
+10 to Familiar Weight
burning paper hat
Hat Serious Stench Resistance (+3)
Maximum HP/MP +25
Regenerate 6-10 HP and MP per adventure
burning paper jorts
Pants Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3)
Maximum HP/MP +25
Spell Damage +25
burning paper slippers
Accessory Serious Cold Resistance (+3)
Maximum HP/MP +25
Combat Initiative +50%

See Also


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