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|Locations||A Crowd of Adventurers|
You approach a lanky woman in a long, dark-gray overcoat, and she looks up from the cigarette lighter she's toying with to give you a sidelong glance. "What do you want?" she asks in a low voice.
"Er, just making conversation. Are you here for the Hottest Adventurer contest too?"
Ignoring the question, she tosses you a wallet. "This is yours."
"Huh? Hey, it is! Did you --"
"Your hair's on fire."
She smashes you with your own weapon. When did she get that?? And why is it on fire?? Ow! Argh! Ouch! (hot damage)
She starts to light one of her gloves on fire to punch you with, then has second thoughts about that plan.
There is so much stuff she wants to set on fire, she suffers a moment of analysis paralysis.
She starts to light your <kidney> on fire, but has to refill her lighter again.
Her shapeless gray coat makes her difficult to track accurately in all this smoke, and your attack misses.
|You gain ~40-50? <substat>.|