Bunsen burner and beaker
| Bunsen burner and beaker | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1363 |
| Locations | Chemistry Class |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+4 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+4 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | beaker, burner, flame, tube |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Bunsen burner and beakerThis is a rubber tube attached at a right angle to a metal tube, and out of the metal tube there's a thin blue flame hissing. The flame had been heating a beaker full of some foul green liquid, which is now hot enough to burn you and make you go "MEEP MEEP MEEP!"
Hit Message(s):
It burns you with the Bunsen burner. Ooh! Ouch! (hot damage)
The beaker gets a chip in it, and uses the sharp broken edge to scratch your <face>. Ugh! Ooh!
The beaker's hot glass leaves a graduated brand on your <ear>. Argh! Argh! (hot damage)
The Bunsen burner singes off your eyebrows, and a layer of skin beneath them. Ooh! Eek! (hot damage)
The Bunsen burner strangles you with its rubber tube.Ooh! Ooh!
The beaker puts its burning-hot beak right in your <shoulder>. Eek! Oof!
The Bunsen burner heats the beaker until it's near molten, then whips it at you with its rubber tube. It hits your <bung> and doesn't shatter; it's so hot it just collapses into you. Man, that's gonna leave a mark. Ouch! Ow! (hot damage)
The Bunsen burner tries to strangle you with its rubber tube, but can't without disconnecting from the gas line.
The beaker tries to brand you, but you're not all corporate like that.
The beaker tries to beak you, but you dodge.
It tries to burn you, but you counter with a sick burn of your own.
The Bunsen burner singes off some of your eyebrows, but honestly, it looks better than the mess you had going on up there before.
The beaker gets a chip in it, and has to go repair itself so it doesn't explode from the heat.
The Bunsen burner gets too far from the gas line and the fire goes out. It has to go find a magically-animated flint and tinder to light itself up again. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: mysterious chemical residue (25% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: mysterious chemical residue (10% chance)* |
Occurs at Chemistry Class.
Notes
References
- "MEEP MEEP MEEP!" was the only sound made by The Muppet Show member Beaker, whose work with Dr. Bunsen Honeydew tended to get into dangerous situations.
