Bugbear scientist

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Bugbear scientist
Monster ID 1168
Locations Laboratory, Science Lab
Hit Points 50
Attack 45
Defense 40
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts unknown
Manuel Entry
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bugbear scientist You're fighting a bugbear scientist

This bugbear is a science officer aboard the bugbear mothership. And if you think those Cobb's Knob scientists get up to some crazy shenanigans (y'know, like creating creatures who destroy the world while they beg for death, wacky stuff like that), you won't believe what these guys get up to!

And once you've seen the dire evidence, and you do believe, you'll wish you hadn't and you didn't.

Hit Message(s):

She tosses a genetically modified spider at you. It bites you, giving you a huge jolt of spider-pain but no superpowers. Ugh! Eek! Argh!

She shoots a freeze ray at you. It doesn't stop the world, and it sure doesn't stop your pain. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

She tosses a genetically modified strawberry at you, which explodes into delicious, but acidic, goo. Ow!

She uses a mind-control ray to convince you to beat yourself up.Ugh! Eek! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

She hits you with her latest invention: a half-to-death ray. A death ray probably would have been less painful, if more permanent. Ooh! Ooh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

She tosses a genetically modified spider at you, but you tell her you prefer irradiated spiders.

She shoots a mind-control ray at you, but you've got no mind to control.

She shoots a freeze ray at you, but all it does is make your nipples stand up.

She tosses a genetically modified strawberry at you, but you deflect it and send it back to the strawberry fields, forever.

Fumble Message:

He[sic] throws open the switches on the sonic oscillator, and steps up the reactor power input three more points. All of which sounds impressive, but doesn't actually do anything. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Burt.gifYou acquire an item: BURT (100% chance)*

Occurs at Cobb's Knob Laboratory If you are under the bugbear Invasion special challenge path.