Bugbear mortician

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Bugbear mortician
Monster ID 1179
Locations Morgue
Hit Points 60
Attack 65
Defense 76
Initiative 25
Meat unknown
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts unknown
Quest bugbear autopsy tweezers
Manuel Entry
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bugbear mortician You're fighting a bugbear mortician

When a bugbear buggers off this mortal coil, his remains are tended to by a bugbear mortician. They embalm the body, repair any pre-mortem damage, and stuff the whole thing with corn meal and sawdust, as is bugbear tradition.

Hit Message(s):

He strangles you with his tastefully somber necktie. Oof! Ooh! Oof!

He measures you for a coffin. It freaks you out a little. Oof! Ugh! Eek! (spooky damage)

He sews your mouth shut and puts two 5-meat coins on your eyes. The latter doesn't hurt much. Argh! Ouch! Ooh!

He fills your lungs with embalming fluid. It's considerably harder to breathe than air is. Ouch! Eek! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

He starts trying to stuff you with sawdust and corn meal. He doesn't make much headway, but what progress he makes is exceedingly unpleasant. Ooh! Argh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to strangle you with his necktie, but it's a clip-on.

He tries to measure you for a coffin, but you're coughin' too hard to stand still.

He puts two 5-meat coins on your eyes, but you blink them away.

He tries to fill you with embalming fluid, but you've drunk enough booze to be thoroughly embalmed already.

Fumble Message:

He loses interest in you because you're still alive (I'm making a note here: huge success). Some people learn the funerary arts; some are naturals. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Tweezers(2).gifYou acquire an item: bugbear autopsy tweezers (100% chance)*
You gain ? <substat>.

Occurs at the Morgue.


  • The ancient Greeks would place a coin on each of the eyes of the deceased to pay the ferryman's (Charon) fare for passage across the River Styx.
  • "I'm making a note here: huge success" is a line in the song Still Alive.