Bugbear drone

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Bugbear drone
Monster ID 1180
Locations Engineering
Hit Points 150
Attack 135
Defense 121
Initiative 75
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance 50% physical, 50% elemental
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
drone self-destruct chip
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
bugbear drone You're fighting a bugbear drone

This is an unmanned -- or in this case, unbugbeared -- assault robot, possessed of malevolent artificial intelligence and an impressive arsenal of ways to hurt you.

It does not tire and it knows no mercy. It will not stop until you are dead. Or, y'know, until it runs out of batteries.

Hit Message(s):

It fires a freeze ray out of its eyes at you. Hey! The rules are that freeze rays go in the MOUTH, heat rays go in the eyes! Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

It slices your elbow with its chainsaw. "Hey! My elbow is NOT a chain!" you shout. Oof! Argh! Ow! Ow!

It hits you with a blast from its laser. Your vision is corrected from "extant" to "non-existent." Oof! Ooh! Argh! Ouch!

It fires its retro rockets at your <shins>. In retrospect, you should have avoided that. Ow! Ooh! Ow! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

It cuts your <head> off with a chainsaw and cauterizes the wound with a laser. Is that adding injury to injury, or was it trying to be helpful? Eek! Eek! Ugh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

It fires a freeze ray at you, but you give it the cold shoulder.

It tries to slice you with a chainsaw, but you're not wearing any chains.

It hits you with a blast from its laser, but it was set to "pleasant warmth" instead of "char flesh."

It fires its retro rockets at you, but misses. It should invest in some more modern rockets.

Fumble Message:

You ask it to divide by zero. It grinds away for a while, spitting out error messages, then a printout pops out of its mouth that reads, "NICE TRY JACKASS." (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Targetchip.gifYou acquire an item: drone self-destruct chip (50% chance)*

Occurs at Engineering.