|Locations||The "Fun" House|
|Monster Parts||head, spring, box|
This hideous abomination appears to be a bugbear on a spring, stuffed into a box. No wonder he's so angry.
He bounces up and down on his spring and bugbites you in the head. Ugh! Oof!
He bites deep into your <skull> and gnaws on you. Ow! Oof!
He slams the lid on his box down on your fingers. He slams his box lid down on your fingers. The lid of his box slams down on your fingers. On your fingers, the lid slams down. Down on your fingers, the lid slams. Eek! Ow!
He bounces high in the air and smacks down on top of your head. Ouch! Ugh!
He jumps high into the air, to the end of his spring, and bounces up and down on your <groin>. You feel completely downsmacked. Ugh!
He tries to bugbite you, but you slam the lid down on his box.
He tries to bite your <arse>, but spits you out, yelling "Filthy human! You taste disgusting!"
He tries to slam his box lid on your fingers, but you remember that mother told you never to put your fingers near a magically animated bugbear-head-in-a-box.
He tries to bounce up and hit you in the head, but you head him off.
He starts to attack again, but stops and bursts into tears. "You know why I'm here?" he asks. "My name's Charlie. Nobody wants a Charlie-in-the-box." He rocks back and forth on his spring and cries for a few minutes. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 12-18 Meat (average: 15, stdev: 1.58)*|
|You acquire an item: box (20.0% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: bugbear beanie (10.2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: bugbear bungguard (10.4% chance)*|
|You gain 4-5 <substat>.|
Occurs at The "Fun" House.
- The fumble message is a reference to the Rankin-Bass television special Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, where a Jack-in-the-box named Charlie lamented "No child wants a Charlie-in-the-box!"