|Monster Parts||head, wing, torso|
|Bounty||important bat file|
This is a bat with the body of a briefcase. At least it's somewhat smaller than the boxercase bats.
It batters you on the <shins> with its briefcase body. Ugh! Ooh! Ooh!
It opens its briefcase body and releases a beam of golden light, which breaks your concentration. Ouch! Ow! Eek!
It briefly smacks you in the <neck> with its briefcase. Thank god it wasn't a thoroughcase. Ugh! Argh!
It opens its briefcase body and releases a fusillade of bullets from somewhere within. Why didn't someone tell you there was a guy in the briefcase with a damn hand cannon? Ugh! Eek!
It tries to batter your <groin> with its briefcase body, but you batter it right back. Batter up!
It opens its briefcase body and releases a beam of golden light, but you dodge the beam.
It briefly smacks you with its briefcase, but the smack is too brief to really hurt.
It tries to smack you with its handle, but you dodge like the Messiah.
It tries to smack you with its hinges, but you whinge about it and then dodge.
It opens its briefcase body and releases a fusillade of bullets from somewhere within. Luckily, not one of them hits you. That's a miracle, and I want you to acknowledge it! (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 23-33 Meat (average: 28, stdev: 2.42)*|
|You acquire an item: bat guano (10.2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: briefcase (40.8% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit (10% chance)*|
- If you are on the appropriate bounty hunt:
|You acquire a bounty item: important bat file|
|You gain 4-5 <substat>.|
Occurs at Guano Junction.