Briefcase bat

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Briefcase bat
Monster ID 46
Locations Guano Junction
Hit Points 11
Attack 17
Defense 15
No-Hit 27
Initiative 60
Meat 23-33
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, wing, torso
Drops
bat guano, briefcase, sonar-in-a-biscuit
Bounty important bat file
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
briefcase bat You're fighting a briefcase bat

This is a bat with the body of a briefcase. At least it's somewhat smaller than the boxercase bats.

Hit Message(s):

It batters you on the <shins> with its briefcase body. Ugh! Ooh! Ooh!

It opens its briefcase body and releases a beam of golden light, which breaks your concentration. Ouch! Ow! Eek!

It briefly smacks you in the <neck> with its briefcase. Thank god it wasn't a thoroughcase. Ugh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

It opens its briefcase body and releases a fusillade of bullets from somewhere within. Why didn't someone tell you there was a guy in the briefcase with a damn hand cannon? Ugh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to batter your <groin> with its briefcase body, but you batter it right back. Batter up!

It opens its briefcase body and releases a beam of golden light, but you dodge the beam.

It briefly smacks you with its briefcase, but the smack is too brief to really hurt.

It tries to smack you with its handle, but you dodge like the Messiah.

It tries to smack you with its hinges, but you whinge about it and then dodge.

Fumble Message:

It opens its briefcase body and releases a fusillade of bullets from somewhere within. Luckily, not one of them hits you. That's a miracle, and I want you to acknowledge it! (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 23-33 Meat (average: 28, stdev: 2.42)*
Guano.gifYou acquire an item: bat guano (10.2% chance)*
Briefcase.gifYou acquire an item: briefcase (40.8% chance)*
Biscuit.gifYou acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit (10% chance)*
Documents.gifYou acquire a bounty item: important bat file
(X of 7 found)
You gain 4-5 <substat>.

Occurs at Guano Junction.

References

  • The "beam of golden light" from the combat text is a reference to the briefcase in the movie Pulp Fiction -- the contents of the briefcase are never seen, but when it's opened a golden light pours out. The critical and fumble messages both contain partial quotes from this movie.