Briefcase

briefcase

This is a briefcase. I wonder what's inside...

Type: usable
Selling Price: 15 Meat.

(In-game plural: briefcases)

Obtained From

You open the briefcase.

You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash

or

You open the briefcase.

You gain 300 Meat.

or, under Way of the Surprising Fist:

You give the briefcase to a nearby street urchin. He'll surely buy something edifying with it, and not squander it on bubblegum and hookers.

The fat stacks of cash and the 300 Meat each drop approximately 50% of the time.
Can be used, along with a mullet wig, to obtain Cap'm Caronch's dentures in The Infiltrationist adventure.
The briefcase cannot be opened at all in Surprising Fist. No huggle stacks for you.

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Meat-Producing Items - edit

ancient vinyl coin purse 650-750	bag of park garbage 150-250	black pension check 400-450	briefcase 300 (sometimes)	chest of the Bonerdagon 3000
collection of tiny spooky objects 100-1000	CSA discount card 300	cursed piece of thirteen 500-1000 (or a combat adventure)	dungeon dragon chest 450-550	duct tape wallet 2500-3600
envelope full of Meat 500 (Affected by +meat% modifiers)	fat wallet 350-450	flytrap pellet 300-400 (sometimes)	Gathered Meat-Clip 420-620	handful of tips 300-400 (Lose ~20k Meat every 30 uses)
haunted Hell ramen ?-20-?	Hell ramen 20-29	kobold treasure hoard 10 (plus possibly a familiar hatchling)	LOLmec statuette 1 million	meat globe 600-800 (if there's one in your dwelling)
nest egg 150	Orcish meat locker 90-110	old coin purse 450-550	old leather wallet 400-600	Penultimate Fantasy chest 100-200 (plus some items)
pixel coin 2000	pixellated moneybag 450-550	roll of meat 1750 (some of which are meat stacks)	shiny stones 140-160	smut orc keepsake box 1400-1500 (after bridge is finished)
SMOOCH bottlecap 1000	solid gold jewel 100,000	stolen meatpouch 30-50	Warm Subject gift certificate 400-500 (except for first use with Torso Awaregness)