Briefcase

briefcase This is a briefcase. I wonder what's inside... Type: usable Selling Price: 15 Meat. (In-game plural: briefcases)

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Obtained From

Guano Junction

briefcase bat

Ruins

pygmy headhunter

The Heap

I Refuse!

Items

Boxcar turtle (10) (sometimes)

When Used

You open the briefcase.

You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash

or

You open the briefcase.

You gain 300 Meat.

or, under Way of the Surprising Fist:

You give the briefcase to a nearby street urchin. He'll surely buy something edifying with it, and not squander it on bubblegum and hookers.

Notes

• The fat stacks of cash and the 300 Meat each drop approximately 50% of the time.
• Can be used, along with a mullet wig, to obtain Cap'm Caronch's dentures in The Infiltrationist adventure.
• The briefcase cannot be opened at all in Surprising Fist. No huggle stacks for you.

Collection

	TOP 10 briefcase collections
	1. Bad Chaos - 131337 | 2. Joesus - 100000 | 3. BreadStickMonkey - 30045 | 4. Ultra Violet - 28649 | 5. Pastahead - 20857 6. EPsonIC - 11400 | 7. Sherm Firmwood - 11000 | 8. MooFrog - 8970 | 9. Mistress of the Obvious - 4369 | 10. Space Ace - 4270 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings

Meat-Producing Items

ancient vinyl coin purse 650-750   bag of park garbage 150-250   black pension check 400-450   briefcase 300 (sometimes)  chest of the Bonerdagon 3000   collection of tiny spooky objects 100-1000   CSA discount card 300   cursed piece of thirteen 500-1000 (or a combat adventure)  dungeon dragon chest 450-550   duct tape wallet 2500-3600   envelope full of Meat 500 (Affected by +meat% modifiers) fat wallet 350-450   flytrap pellet 300-400  (sometimes) Gathered Meat-Clip 420-620   handful of tips 300-400 (Lose ~20k Meat every 30 uses) haunted Hell ramen ?-20-?   Hell ramen 20-29   kobold treasure hoard 10 (plus possibly a familiar hatchling)  LOLmec statuette 1 million   meat globe 600-800  (if there's one in your dwelling)  nest egg 150   Orcish meat locker 90-110   old leather wallet 400-600   Penultimate Fantasy chest 100-200 (plus some items)  pixel coin 2000   pixellated moneybag 450-550   old coin purse 450-550   roll of meat 1750 (some of which are meat stacks)  shiny stones 140-160   smut orc keepsake box 1400-1500 (after bridge is finished)  SMOOCH bottlecap 1000   solid gold jewel 100,000   stolen meatpouch 30-50   Warm Subject gift certificate 400-500 (except for first use with Torso Awaregness)