|Locations||Unleash Your Inner Wolf|
|Hit Points||100*(Houses encountered+1)|
This is an outdoor restroom made of brick. It's not got a lot in the way of plumbing; it's more of the "toilet seat suspended over a pit of foulness" model. For some unfathomable reason, a bunch of pigs have taken up residence here. Well, okay, pigs are filthy animals, so that makes some kind of sense.
Your inner wolf resolves to dunk these pigs in some soapy water before devouring them.
A pig comes out of the brick outhouse, releasing a foul stench when he opens the door. Ooh! Ooh! Eek! (stench damage)
A wee little pig comes out of the outhouse and goes wee, wee, wee on your feet. Ew, and it smells like it ate some asparagus recently. Argh! Ugh! Eek! (stench damage)
A pig comes out of the brick outhouse, a disgusting piece of toilet paper wrapped around one trotter. Argh! Ow! Argh! (stench damage)
A pig comes out of the outhouse munching a filthy roast beef sandwich, which he throws at you. Ouch! Ugh! Argh! (stench damage)
The pig who stayed home from the market pokes its snout out of the outhouse just long enough to blast you with a gross belch. Oof! Ugh! Argh! (stench damage)
The pig who went to market comes back and runs his next errand, which is dropping some kids off at the pool. And he leaves the door open! Gross! Argh! Ow! Ooh! (stench damage)
The cap on the outhouse vent blows of in a thick green cloud of stench that rolls over you, filling your nose and mouth and reminding you that smell is a particulate. Ugh! Eek! Eek!
A pig comes out of the brick outhouse and warns you not to go in there for a while.
A pig comes out of the outhouse munching on some roast beef. Gross, man.
A wee little pig from the outhouse tries to go wee on you, but you tell him to do that in the outhouse.
The pig who went to market comes back to drop some kids off at the pool, but closes the door, thank god.
- Your inner wolf is really doing his part to clean up this town.
Occurs at Unleash Your Inner Wolf.