Brick kiln

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Brick kiln
Monster ID 1480
Locations Unleash Your Inner Wolf
Hit Points 100*(Houses encountered+1)
Attack 0
Defense 0
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements hot
Resistance None
Monster Parts Indeterminate
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
brick kiln You're fighting a brick kiln

This isn't so much a brick house as it is a wood-fired kiln. The pigs who moved in must have been perpetually chilly, or dedicated potters, or both.

A pig sidles out, smoke rising from his trotters. He smells delicious even to you, and your inner wolf is practically drooling.

Hit Message(s):

The pig eating roast beef and the pig who had none grab you and shove you into the kiln, letting you bake for a few minutes. Oof! Argh! Ouch! (hot damage)

A steaming pig runs out of the kiln and directly over you, branding you with its feet. Hooves? Whatever. Ugh! Eek! Ugh! (hot damage)

A piping-hot pig pops out of the kiln and peppers you with piping-hot pottery. Ouch! Oof! Ow! (hot damage)

The pig eating roast beef comes out of the kiln and flings some charred meat in your face. Ouch! Ow! Ooh! (hot damage)

A wee little pig comes out of the kiln and breaks a wee red-hot mug over your head. Ooh! Oof! Ooh! (hot damage)

A pig comes out of the kiln and gives you a red-hot trotter to the <arm>. Eek! Ouch! Oof! (hot damage)

A smoking-hot pig (literally, not like, a sexy pig or anything) runs out of the kiln, gives you a hot trotter to the <throat>, then runs back inside. Oof! Ooh! Ugh! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

A smoking-hot pig (literally, temperature-wise) comes running out of the kiln and tries to smack you, but you dodge.

The pigs stop attacking to add some more firewood to the fire beneath the kiln.

Fumble Message:

not known

After Combat

Your inner wolf is really doing his part to clean up this town.
Trophy.gif +3 Pigs Evicted!

Occurs at Unleash Your Inner Wolf.