Brick Mulligan, the Bartender

Brick Mulligan, the Bartender
Monster ID	1774
Locations	Kokomo Resort
Hit Points	75% of Defense
Attack	Player's Moxie+5 (cap at 500)
Defense	Player's Muscle+5 (cap at 500)
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops lemon, lime, orange, bottle of vodka, bottle of gin, bottle of rum, coconut shell, little paper umbrella, magical ice cubes, The Cocktail Shaker
Manuel	eyebrow lifter
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting Brick Mulligan, the Bartender

You've never seen cocktails prepared as energetically and skillfully as you are seeing now. At least, the performance of the preparation is pretty skillful, but there's booze all over the bar and none of the drinks taste quite right. Maybe this guy just seems good because of the fancy cocktail shaker he's using.

Hit Message(s):

He pours some rum and whiskey into a glass, lights it on fire, and throws it into your face. (hot damage)

They call them shotglasses because you've just been shot in the face with one.

He mixes some Maker's Mark, triple sec, dry vermouth, and lime juice. The result is a real stiff Haymaker.

Critical Hit Message:

"Would you like you try our house speciality?" he asks. "It's called the Crappo Bappo." With a wink, he flips his cocktail shaker up in the air with one hand; while you're distracted, he punches you in the groin with the other.

Miss Message(s):

Brick grabs someone's glass to throw at you, but the drink in it is a Slippery Nipple, and it slides right out of his hand.

He mixes you a glass of rum punch, but is too pleased by his own cleverness to actually attack you.

He tries to land a Haymaker on you, but he's all out of triple sec.

Fumble Message:

One of his casually tossed cocktail shakers lands on his head with a clonk. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: orange (? chance)*

You acquire an item: lemon (? chance)*

You acquire an item: lime (? chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of vodka (? chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of gin (? chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of rum (? chance)*

You acquire an item: coconut shell (? chance)*

You acquire an item: little paper umbrella (? chance)*

You acquire an item: magical ice cubes (? chance)*

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Occurs at Kokomo Resort every 25 turns from turn 26.

Notes

• Once ever, you can get your very own fancy cocktail shaker by using a Kokomo Resort Order Pad followed by a Golden Kokomo Resort Chip in this fight.
• This monster cannot be copied.

References

• "Crappo Bappo" is a running joke on the Kingdom of Loathing Podcast and Video Games Hot Dog where Jick describes his favorite martial arts technique as Crappo Bappo; distract your opponent with your left hand, scream "CRAPPO BAPPO", and then punch them in the crotch with your right hand.