Brick Mulligan, the Bartender

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Brick Mulligan, the Bartender
Monster ID 1774
Locations Kokomo Resort
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Moxie+5 (cap at 500)
Defense Player's Muscle+5 (cap at 500)
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
lemon, lime, orange, bottle of vodka, bottle of gin, bottle of rum, coconut shell, little paper umbrella, magical ice cubes, The Cocktail Shaker
Manuel eyebrow lifter
Manuel Entry
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Brick Mulligan, the Bartender You're fighting Brick Mulligan, the Bartender

You've never seen cocktails prepared as energetically and skillfully as you are seeing now. At least, the performance of the preparation is pretty skillful, but there's booze all over the bar and none of the drinks taste quite right. Maybe this guy just seems good because of the fancy cocktail shaker he's using.

Hit Message(s):

He pours some rum and whiskey into a glass, lights it on fire, and throws it into your face. (hot damage)

They call them shotglasses because you've just been shot in the face with one.

He mixes some Maker's Mark, triple sec, dry vermouth, and lime juice. The result is a real stiff Haymaker.

Critical Hit Message:

"Would you like you try our house speciality?" he asks. "It's called the Crappo Bappo." With a wink, he flips his cocktail shaker up in the air with one hand; while you're distracted, he punches you in the groin with the other.

Miss Message(s):

Brick grabs someone's glass to throw at you, but the drink in it is a Slippery Nipple, and it slides right out of his hand.

He mixes you a glass of rum punch, but is too pleased by his own cleverness to actually attack you.

He tries to land a Haymaker on you, but he's all out of triple sec.

Fumble Message:

One of his casually tossed cocktail shakers lands on his head with a clonk. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Orange.gifYou acquire an item: orange (20% chance)*
Lemon.gifYou acquire an item: lemon (20% chance)*
Lime.gifYou acquire an item: lime (20% chance)*
Bottle.gifYou acquire an item: bottle of vodka (10% chance)*
Bottle.gifYou acquire an item: bottle of gin (10% chance)*
Bottle.gifYou acquire an item: bottle of rum (10% chance)*
Coconut.gifYou acquire an item: coconut shell (3% chance)*
Paperumb.gifYou acquire an item: little paper umbrella (3% chance)*
Ice.gifYou acquire an item: magical ice cubes (3% chance)*

Occurs at Kokomo Resort every 25 turns from turn 26.



  • "Crappo Bappo" is a running joke on the Kingdom of Loathing Podcast and Video Games Hot Dog where Jick describes his favorite martial arts technique as Crappo Bappo; distract your opponent with your left hand, scream "CRAPPO BAPPO", and then punch them in the crotch with your right hand.