Brick
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This is a brick, which has been expertly balanced for throwing. It even has a piece of string tied around it so you can attach a note. It's these little touches of quality that really make for an enjoyable vandalism experience. (In-game plural: bricks) |
Obtained From
- Skills
- Summon Annoyance
- Summon Hilarious Objects
- Halloween
- Clown Outfit Halloween Adventure (Occurs with the Terrifying Clown Suit equipped)
- Items
- pantogram pants (with the hilarious sacrifice, sometimes)
When Used
Break out a window with a brick.
Chuck the brick at ______ (name or playerid).
Attach a message to the brick (500 characters max):
- You arc the brick through the window of <Player>'s <housing>, shattering it to pieces. Suddenly, you get back in your Bronco and take off like O.J. Simpson.
If the player has no housing or is incorporeal:
- <Player> hasn't got a tent or house, so you throw the brick at him while he isn't looking. The brick hits him in the <throat>. That was mean -- you shouldn't make fun of poor people.
If the playername is invalid:
- <Player> evaded your thrown item by the unusual strategy of being nonexistent.
If no message is written:
- No message? How rude!
If you try to throw your brick at Jick:
- Brick is no longer jickable. It was fun while it lasted.
If you try to throw your brick at a devster account:
- Thank you for the attempt to curse a devster. Your request will be handled in the order in which it was received. Or not at all.
Notes
- When received and player has no housing:
- <player> has thrown a brick at you, hitting you in your <forehead>.. ¡Ay caramba!*
- Wait, there's a note attached.
- (* interjection denoting surprise)
 | You acquire an item: brick |
- When received and player has housing:
- <player> has thrown a brick through the window of your <housing>. ¡Ay caramba!*
- Wait, there's a note attached.
- (* interjection denoting surprise)
| You acquire an item: brick |
- The usual message appears if you throw a brick at yourself.
- You can obtain a brick even if you're in Hardcore.
- Bricks can be thrown from the chat right-click menu, with the option "Brick 'Em, Dano."
- Bricks may be used against people in Valhalla, but they will not get the imaged notification listed above, only a notification in chat. Additionally, any note attached to the brick is lost and cannot be read by the recipient.
- Unlike roll of toilet paper, you don't see the broken window from your campground; you only see the broken window shown to you in the message you receive from being bricked.
- You can throw bricks even if Bees Hate You.
History
- On May 10, 2015 the words "Gift Item" were removed from the item description, but there was no functional change since (unlike all other gift items) it was not tradeable in a Kmail. This was just a change in the item description.
References
- "Brick is no longer jickable" is a spoonerism.
- The "¡Ay caramba!" and its translation are a reference to this page of the webcomic Dr. McNinja.
- The line about throwing a brick through the window and jumping into the Bronco and taking off like O.J. Simpson is based on the lyrics from the song "Birdman Kicked my Ass" by Wesley Willis.
- The "Brick 'Em, Dano" is a reference to the 1970s television show Hawaii Five-O -- at the end of the episode, Detective Steve McGarret would say "Book 'Em, Danno!" to his partner Danny Williams.
See Also
Collection
 | TOP 10 brick collections |
|---|---|
6. Trading Squid - 3481 | 7. MaryAnarchy - 3422 | 8. Mistress of the Obvious - 3197 | 9. pachinkoid - 2767 | 10. BlackJackkol - 2490 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings |
