You've eaten nothing but artistic and culinary disasters for breakfast, which makes every monster you meet want to beat the crap out of you.
+X to Monster Level
- Making a "disaster" of breakfast in The Pretentious Artist's Obsession. (25 Adventures)
- X is equal to the number of turns remaining of the buff, capped at 25.
- The name of the effect is based off of the movie The Breakfast Club.