Boxing Daycare (Lobby)
You're in the lobby of the Boxing Daycare. There's a door to a spa to your left, a bunch of floor mats forming a "naptime corner" to the right, and through the window straight ahead you can see what looks like a massive room with a boxing ring in the center.
| Have a Boxing Daydream |
First time each day:
You curl up on a mat in the corner and close your eyes. You have a training montage daydream where you spend weeks working out on a chest pull-down machine getting really buff.
While you are pre-occupied with pretending to exercise, a package arrives for you.
It seems to be some sort of complimentary care package for boxers? You open it.
 | You acquire an item: body spradium |
or
 | You acquire an item: glass of raw eggs |
or
 | You acquire an item: punch-drunk punch |
or
You hastily open the package and inside you find a piece of bauxite gear.
3rd, 10th, 17th, etc. daydream in an ascension, without a bauxite beret in your inventory:
 | You acquire an item: bauxite beret |
or 3rd, 10th, 17th, etc. daydream in an ascension, with a bauxite beret but no bauxite boxers in your inventory:
 | You acquire an item: bauxite boxers |
or 3rd, 10th, 17th, etc. daydream in an ascension, with a bauxite beret and bauxite boxers but no bauxite bow-tie in your inventory:
 | You acquire an item: bauxite bow-tie |
or You hastily open the package and inside you find a valuable gift. or 3rd, 10th, 17th, etc. daydream in an ascension, with all three pieces of bauxite gear in your inventory:
 | You acquire an item: My First Art of War |
or You hastily open the package and inside you find a complimentary day pass to the Boxing Daycare. 7th, 14th, 21st, etc. daydream in an ascension:
 | You acquire an item: Boxing Day Pass |
Otherwise:
You find that you can't manage to let your mind wander. Maybe try again tomorrow?
| Visit the Boxing Day Spa |
Until choosing a spa treatment, leads to Boxing Day Spa. Otherwise it gives the message
Apparently you're only allowed one spa treatment per day.
| Enter the Boxing Daycare |
| Leave |
You leave the Boxing Daycare.
Occurs when visiting the Boxing Daycare from the Wrong Side of the Tracks.
Notes
- You may receive the bauxite bow-tie after receiving the first (even with one or more already in your inventory) - though it doesn't follow the exact pattern mentioned above.
- The other items do not appear to repeat if they are in your inventory.
