Boxed wine

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boxed wine
boxed wine

This is a plastic bladder full of wine in a cube-shaped cardboard box. You are already too educated stupid to understand the truth of nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-liter wine cube.

(Cocktailcrafting ingredient)
Type: booze (crappy)
Potency: 3
Selling Price: 35 Meat.

(In-game plural: boxes of wine)
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Item number: 1005
Description ID: 240193198
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Obtained From

The Barrel full of Barrels
The "Fun" House
shaky clown
Menagerie Level 3
Booze Giant
The Defiled Niche
basic lihc
The VERY Unquiet Garves
basic lihc
The Shady Thicket
drunk duck
Whitey's Grove
The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks (3)
Tavern Cellar
Crate Expectations (0-3)
Cargo Cultist Shorts
What has it got in its pocketses? (pocket 94)
handful of drink tickets (without Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-3)
handful of drink tickets (while wearing Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-5)
roll of drink tickets (while wearing Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-8)
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket (0-5)
The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (sometimes) (105 Meat)
Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Whitey's Grove
The Tasting (2)
The Typical Tavern (pre quest)
Gleaming the Cube


Shaker.gif bunch of square grapes fermenting powder
Equals.gif 3 boxes of wine

When Consumed

You lift the box of wine over your head and open the spigot. Guzzlage ensues. Boxed wine!? Are you DAFT?!
AdventuresYou gain 3 Adventures.
You gain 3 Drunkenness.




  • The description of this item is a reference to the Time Cube website, and its author Gene Ray's poor regard of anyone who doesn't know or believe his theory of time. The "4-liter" bit is a reference to his constant mentions of a "4-day" or "4-corner" Earth, which is "one of the components of nature's harmonic time cube". Prima Vera Angelhair interviewed Gene Ray on Radio KoL, and actually mentioned this item. A recording of it can be found here.
  • "Boxed wine!? Are you DAFT?!" refers to the song How I Allegedly Bit a Man in Gloucestershire, by Brandon Patton.


Slash.gif bottle of gin | bottle of rum | bottle of tequila | bottle of vodka | bottle of whiskey | boxed wine


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