Boxed wine
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This is a plastic bladder full of wine in a cube-shaped cardboard box. You are already too educated stupid to understand the truth of nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-liter wine cube. (In-game plural: boxes of wine) |
Obtained From
- The Barrel full of Barrels
- The "Fun" House
- shaky clown
- Menagerie Level 3
- Booze Giant
- The Defiled Niche
- basic lihc
- The VERY Unquiet Garves
- basic lihc
- The Shady Thicket
- drunk duck
- Whitey's Grove
- The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks (3)
- Tavern Cellar
- Crate Expectations (0-3)
- Cargo Cultist Shorts
- What has it got in its pocketses? (pocket 94)
- Items
- handful of drink tickets (without Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-3)
- handful of drink tickets (while wearing Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-5)
- roll of drink tickets (while wearing Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-8)
- St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket (0-5)
- Stores
- The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (sometimes) (105 Meat)
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Recipe
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bunch of square grapes | fermenting powder |
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3 boxes of wine | |
When Consumed
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| You lift the box of wine over your head and open the spigot. Guzzlage ensues. Boxed wine!? Are you DAFT?! | ||
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| You gain 3 Drunkenness. |
Uses
- boxed champagne
- Gnomish sagngria
- mentholated wine
- mulled berry wine
- perfect mimosa
- piscatini
- sangria
- Sangria de Menthe
- strawberry wine
- wine spritzer
Notes
- See Drinks By Ingredient for the recipes of all drinks made with boxed wine.
References
- The description of this item is a reference to the Time Cube website, and its author Gene Ray's poor regard of anyone who doesn't know or believe his theory of time. The "4-liter" bit is a reference to his constant mentions of a "4-day" or "4-corner" Earth, which is "one of the components of nature's harmonic time cube". Prima Vera Angelhair interviewed Gene Ray on Radio KoL, and actually mentioned this item. A recording of it can be found here.
- "Boxed wine!? Are you DAFT?!" refers to the song How I Allegedly Bit a Man in Gloucestershire, by Brandon Patton.
Zapping
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bottle of gin | bottle of rum | bottle of tequila | bottle of vodka | bottle of whiskey | boxed wine |
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Collection
 | TOP 10 boxed wine collections |
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6. Mistress of the Obvious - 15137 | 7. JenZahara - 12648 | 8. Heavy Q - 11314 | 9. kirByllAmA - 9905 | 10. Waylon - 9160 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings |
