Boxed wine

boxed wine This is a plastic bladder full of wine in a cube-shaped cardboard box. You are already too educated stupid to understand the truth of nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-liter wine cube. (Cocktailcrafting ingredient) Type: booze (crappy) Potency: 3 Selling Price: 35 Meat. (In-game plural: boxes of wine)

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Obtained From

The Barrel full of Barrels

The "Fun" House

shaky clown

Menagerie Level 3

Booze Giant

The Shady Thicket

drunk duck

Whitey's Grove

The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks (3)

Tavern Cellar

Crate Expectations (0-3)

Items

handful of drink tickets (without Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-3)

handful of drink tickets (while wearing Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-5)

roll of drink tickets (while wearing Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-8)

St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket (0-5)

Stores

The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (sometimes) (105 Meat)

Obsoleted Areas/Methods

Whitey's Grove

The Tasting (2)

The Typical Tavern (pre quest)

Gleaming the Cube

Recipe

	bunch of square grapes	fermenting powder
	3 boxes of wine

When Consumed

You lift the box of wine over your head and open the spigot. Guzzlage ensues. Boxed wine!? Are you DAFT?!

You gain 3 Adventures.

You gain 3 Drunkenness.

Uses

• boxed champagne
• Gnomish sagngria
• mentholated wine
• mulled berry wine
• perfect mimosa
• piscatini
• sangria
• Sangria de Menthe
• strawberry wine
• wine spritzer

Notes

• See Drinks By Ingredient for the recipes of all drinks made with boxed wine.

References

• The description of this item is a reference to the Time Cube website, and its author Gene Ray's poor regard of anyone who doesn't know or believe his theory of time. The "4-liter" bit is a reference to his constant mentions of a "4-day" or "4-corner" Earth, which is "one of the components of nature's harmonic time cube". Prima Vera Angelhair interviewed Gene Ray on Radio KoL, and actually mentioned this item. A recording of it can be found here.
• "Boxed wine!? Are you DAFT?!" refers to the song How I Allegedly Bit a Man in Gloucestershire, by Brandon Patton.

Collection

	TOP 10 boxed wine collections
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