Box of Batter Mix of Hope
| Box of Batter Mix of Hope | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1302 |
| Locations | A Grocery Bag |
| Hit Points | 100 |
| Attack | 30 |
| Defense | 100 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | weird |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | batter, box |
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| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a box of Batter Mix of HopeWithin this box is a powder that, on its own, is completely inedible. Yet it contains the hope of a better time, a time when other ingredients might combine with it to make a delicious cake. This box is pure potential and optimism combined. It is not only made of hope; it is a reason to hope.
Not bad for some pre-measured flour, baking soda, and powdered milk, eh?
Hit Message(s):
The batter strikes at you, hitting you so hard you want to run for home. What a foul deed. Ooh! Eek!
It pulls out a measuring scoop and takes exactly 1/4th a cup of blood out of your <groin>. Ow! Ouch!
It hits you with one of the box corners. Pointy! Argh! Argh!
It throws powder in your face, blinding you. You trip and bonk your head on the kitchen sink. Ooh! Eek!
It boxes you into a corner and pummels you with the corners of its box. Linguistic ambiguity aside, it's pretty darn painful. Eek! Ooh!
The batter strikes at you, but strikes out.
It tries to hit you with a box corner, but you think outside the box.
It throws powder at your face, but you sneeze it back at the box.
It tries to hit you in the <elbow>, but the batter strikes out.
It notices that it has settled during shipping, and stops to shake its box to break up the clumps inside. (FUMBLE!)
Occurs at A Grocery Bag.
