Bowser (Hippy Camp)
|Locations||The Hippy Camp (Wartime), as a Plumber|
|Monster Parts||leg, arm, shell, head|
You push your way into the center of the hippy camp, where a giant horned spike-shelled turtle with red hair is in the process of stomping a man in a bathrobe into the dust.
<Player name>!" he roars when he sees you. "I knew you'd show up eventually! Well, I'm taking over this stupid weird kingdom, and you aren't gonna stop me! ...Huh? Princess? I don't know anything about any princess! Seriously bud, you need to get over that whole thing. You're obsessed. Anyway! Since my minions didn't take care of you, I'm just gonna do it myself! ROAR!"
You try to jump past him, but accidentally land on one of his spikes, impaling your foot. Ow! Ow! Argh! Ugh! Ugh! Argh!
He spits a massive fireball directly at your <bung>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Argh! Ugh! Oof! Ugh! Ow!
He throws a bunch of hammers at you, but for some reason they arc through the air really slowly and it's super easy to just run away from them.
He spits a massive fireball at you, but you duck under it.
He spits a massive fireball at you, but you duck under it. (FUMBLE!)
You find a huge cache of coins!
|You acquire 100 coins|