Bottle of cheap whiskey
| Bottle of cheap whiskey | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2003 |
| Locations | Crimbo's Boots, Crimbo's Jelly |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+4 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+4 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | weird |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | bottle, whiskey |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a bottle of cheap whiskeyIt looks real warm in there. Just enough room to curl up inside and not have to worry about anything ever again.
Hit Message(s):
The bottle of whiskey punches you right in the liver. Both literally and metaphorically! Ugh! Oof! Ow!
The bottle of whiskey forces its way down your throat. I mean the entire bottle. It isn't good for your throat. Eek! Eek! Ooh!
The bottle of whiskey smashes itself over your head. You might think that would damage it more than you, but it turns out: no? Ow! Ow! Oof!
The bottle of whiskey forces you to drink it, and then "forces" you to trip over your own feet and crack your head on the gutter. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Argh! Eek!
The bottle of whiskey tries to force you to drink it, but you're in more of a cocktails mood and you don't have any good mixers.
The bottle of whiskey tries to punch you, but its aim is way, way off.
The bottle of whiskey is far too drunk to land a punch -- which is only to be expected considering its 100% BAC.
Instead of attacking you, the bottle of whiskey spends some time hiccuping and singing old songs like drunk people used to do in cartoons. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: negative lump (% chance)* |
Occurs at Crimbo's Boots.
Notes
- Has 75% delevelling resistance.
