Bolt-cuttin' elf

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Bolt-cuttin' elf
Monster ID 900
Locations Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009)
Hit Points scales
Attack scales
Defense Scales with player stats
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum elf
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts unknown
pair of bolt cutters,
Quest handful of headless bolts, elf resistance button
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
bolt-cuttin' elf You're fighting a bolt-cuttin' elf

This elf is advancing on you with an oversized pair of bolt-cutters. Or maybe they're a normal pair of bolt-cutters, and he's a really small elf. Hard to say. Hey, you know which of your bones is harder to cut than a bolt?

None of them.

Hit Message(s):

He cuts off your big toe with his bolt-cutters. This little piggy won't be going to market any time soon. Ow! Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Eek! Argh!

He smacks you in the <giblets> with the bolt-cutters. It's probably the least painful attack he could do with them, but it still hurts. Eek! Eek! Argh! Eek! Ooh! Ouch!

He clamps the bolt-cutters around your wrist. He isn't able to cut your hand off, but boy, does he try. Oof! Oof! Oof! Ugh! Ouch! Eek!

He cuts off your pinky toe with his bolt-cutters. You cry "wee, wee, wee" all the way home. Oof! Ow! Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

He fastens the bolt-cutters around your neck and squeezes. He can't cut your head off, but you do pass out and smack your face on the machinery. Ugh! Argh! Oof! Eek! Ouch! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

He stops attacking to steal a bicycle.

He tries to cut off a toe with his bolt-cutters, but that little piggy's at the market.

He tries to cut off your toe with his bolt-cutters, but you toe the non-bolt-cutting line.

He tries to smack you with his bolt-cutters, but you bolt out of the way.

He stops attacking to bolt down a quick mid-fight snack.

After Combat

Elfbutton.gifYou acquire an item: elf resistance button (40% chance)*
Pliers.gifYou acquire an item: pair of bolt cutters (?% chance)*
Bolts.gifYou acquire an item: handful of headless bolts (100% chance)*

Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009).