|Locations||Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009)|
|Defense||Scales with player stats|
|Quest||handful of headless bolts, elf resistance button|
This elf is advancing on you with an oversized pair of bolt-cutters. Or maybe they're a normal pair of bolt-cutters, and he's a really small elf. Hard to say. Hey, you know which of your bones is harder to cut than a bolt?
None of them.
He cuts off your big toe with his bolt-cutters. This little piggy won't be going to market any time soon. Ow! Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Eek! Argh!
He smacks you in the <giblets> with the bolt-cutters. It's probably the least painful attack he could do with them, but it still hurts. Eek! Eek! Argh! Eek! Ooh! Ouch!
He clamps the bolt-cutters around your wrist. He isn't able to cut your hand off, but boy, does he try. Oof! Oof! Oof! Ugh! Ouch! Eek!
He cuts off your pinky toe with his bolt-cutters. You cry "wee, wee, wee" all the way home. Oof! Ow! Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Ugh!
He fastens the bolt-cutters around your neck and squeezes. He can't cut your head off, but you do pass out and smack your face on the machinery. Ugh! Argh! Oof! Eek! Ouch! Ugh!
He stops attacking to steal a bicycle.
He tries to cut off a toe with his bolt-cutters, but that little piggy's at the market.
He tries to cut off your toe with his bolt-cutters, but you toe the non-bolt-cutting line.
He tries to smack you with his bolt-cutters, but you bolt out of the way.
He stops attacking to bolt down a quick mid-fight snack.
|You acquire an item: elf resistance button (40% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: pair of bolt cutters (?% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: handful of headless bolts (100% chance)*|
Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009).