Bogart

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Bogart
Monster ID 1348
Locations The Ruined Wizard Tower
Hit Points 48
Attack 54
Defense 48
Initiative 70
Meat 24-36
Phylum humanoid
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Drops
fine aged cheddarwurst, stolen meatpouch
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
bogart You're fighting a bogart

A bogart is a sort of primitive swamp-dwelling goblin that ambushes travelers, steals their valuables, and then doesn't share the loot with his friends. I mention it because you're being attacked by one.

Hit Message(s):

He slaps you in the face. You take it, but you don't like it. Ugh!

Of all the <bung>s in all the adventurers in all the world, he stabs you in yours. Ugh!

The bogart attacks you, and it turns out that your armor doesn't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

He proves beyond a shadow of a doubt, and with geometric logic, that a knife in your kidney does exist. Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to slap you, but you don't think you'd like it, so you refuse to take it.

Of all the <elbow>s in all the adventurers in all the world, he tries to stab you in yours. He's shocked, shocked to discover that he missed.

The bogart tries to attack you, but his strength doesn't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

Fumble Message:

The bogart knows four ways of doing things, but doesn't seem to be able to decide which one to use to attack you. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)*
Sausage.gifYou acquire an item: fine aged cheddarwurst
Meatpouch.gifYou acquire an item: stolen meatpouch
You gain 27 <substat>.

Occurs at The Ruined Wizard Tower.

References

  • To "bogart" something is to not share with friends. A "boggart" is a goblin-like creature.
  • The hit and miss messages are all based on Humphrey Bogart quotes.