|Locations||The Ruined Wizard Tower|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
A bogart is a sort of primitive swamp-dwelling goblin that ambushes travelers, steals their valuables, and then doesn't share the loot with his friends. I mention it because you're being attacked by one.
He slaps you in the face. You take it, but you don't like it. Ooh!
Of all the <forehead>s in all the adventurers in all the world, he stabs you in yours. Ooh!
The bogart attacks you, and it turns out that your armor doesn't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Ooh!
He proves beyond a shadow of a doubt, and with geometric logic, that a knife in your kidney does exist. Ooh!
He tries to slap you, but you don't think you'd like it, so you refuse to take it.
Of all the <solar plexus>s in all the adventurers in all the world, he tries to stab you in yours. He's shocked, shocked to discover that he missed.
The bogart tries to attack you, but his strength doesn't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
The bogart knows four ways of doing things, but doesn't seem to be able to decide which one to use to attack you. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)*|
|You acquire an item: fine aged cheddarwurst|
|You acquire an item: stolen meatpouch|
|You gain 27 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Ruined Wizard Tower.