Blue Oyster cultist

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Blue Oyster cultist
Monster ID 1528
Locations A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters
Hit Points 130
Attack 135
Defense 135
Initiative 50
Meat 80-120
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance 75% elemental
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Drops
black blade, fire of unknown origin, cigarette lighter
Manuel blue oyster badge
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Blue Oyster cultist You're fighting Blue Oyster cultist

You pass by a guy in a blue hooded robe, who is waving a sign and chanting angrily. "Stop the Zeppelins! Long Live the Oyster!" he shouts. Apparently the Red Army's zeppelin mooring post is on sacred ground; according to the cult, it's the spot upon which the Blue Oyster will descend after its millenia-long journey through the stars, the very spot where the Black Sabbath will begin when the Time of the Reaping is at hand.

Blue Oyster cultists do not fear the Reaping, but they fear that the Blue Oyster won't come at all if the Red Army doesn't back off.

Hit Message(s):

He pulls a spitting high-tension wire down and electrocutes you with it. Argh! Ouch!

He says he's burnin' for you, then lights you on fire with a torch. Ow! Oof! (hot damage)

He beats you methodically, with little madness to the method. Ouch! Ugh!

He smacks you with a scythe. I guess you probably should fear the reaper. Ow! Argh!

He picks up a bus and throws it at you. Man, that guy's strong. Ooh! Argh!

Oh, no, he says you've got to go, and then he hits you in the <thigh>. Ooh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

He summons a band of Blue Oyster cultists to come beat the crap out of you. You try to beat 'em up, but you just end up getting beaten down yourself. Ooh! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

He pulls a spitting high-tension wire down and tries to electrocute you with it, but you don't get a charge out of it.

He says he's burnin' for you, but you let him burn.

He tries to beat 'em up, but you wave white flags until he stops.

He tries to smack you with a scythe, but you fear the reaper and dodge.

He tries to throw a bus at you, but his power is waning.

Oh, no, he says you've got to go, but you won't.

Fumble Message:

A fire of unknown origin starts at the Blue Oyster cultist compound, and he has to go try and fight the fire before he can finish fighting you. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 80-120 Meat (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*
Blackknife.gifYou acquire an item: black blade (5% chance)*
Firebottle.gifYou acquire an item: fire of unknown origin (15% chance)*
Bic.gifYou acquire an item: cigarette lighter (15% chance)*
Badge.gifYou acquire an item: blue oyster badge (15% chance)*

Occurs at A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters.

References

  • This monster and its messages refer to the rock band Blue Öyster Cult and many of its songs including: "Fire of Unknown Origin", "Godzilla", "Don't Fear the Reaper", "Burnin' for You", "Madness to the Method", and "Beat 'Em Up".
  • Black Sabbath is another rock band, who collaborated with BÖC on the live video Black and Blue.