Blader
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| Blader | |
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| Monster ID | 2270 |
| Locations | Megalo-City |
| Hit Points | 75 |
| Attack | 100 |
| Defense | 100 |
| No-Hit | 110 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, propeller |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a BladerA little dome-shaped robot flies up to you, powered by a small propeller. You have just enough time to think "oh, how cute!" before it attacks you, replacing the thought with "oh, you bastard!"
Hit Message(s):
It fires a bullet at your <foot> from what you sincerely hope is an exhaust port. Ooh! Argh! Ugh! Ouch!
It slices your <forehead> open with its whirling helicopter blade. Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh!
It bangs into you with the big ring on the bottom part of it. Are those teeth? Some kind of gasket? It's hard to tell at this resolution. Ugh! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch!
It fires a bullet at your <arse> from what you sincerely hope is an exhaust port. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Eek! Ugh! Oof!
It fires a bullet at your <thigh>, but you whirl your <head> around like a helicopter blade and it misses.
It tries to dive bomb you, but hits an unexpected updraft and is blown off course.
It fires a bullet at your <head>, but you whirl your <thigh> around like a helicopter blade and it misses. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: blue pixel (?% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: brown pixel (?% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: brown pixel (?% chance)* |
Occurs at Megalo-City.
