Black pension check

black pension check This is a check printed in black ink on black paper. It's hard to tell who it's written out to, or how much it's for, but maybe you could use that to your advantage! Type: usable Selling Price: 1 Meat. (In-game plural: black pension checks)

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Obtained From

The Black Forest

black widow

When Used

You take the black pension check down to a check cashing store (seems like there's one of those things on every corner, these days) and toss it on the counter. The clerk squints at you, eyes the check suspiciously, comes to the conclusion that they don't pay him enough to care, and forks over some Meat.

You gain 400-450 Meat.

or, under Way of the Surprising Fist:

You head back to the Black Forest and give the proceeds to one of the black widows. Any given widow is more or less the same as any other widow, right?

Collection

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Meat-Producing Items

ancient vinyl coin purse 650-750   bag of park garbage 150-250   black pension check 400-450   briefcase 300 (sometimes)  chest of the Bonerdagon 3000   collection of tiny spooky objects 100-1000   CSA discount card 300   cursed piece of thirteen 500-1000 (or a combat adventure)  dungeon dragon chest 450-550   duct tape wallet 2500-3600   envelope full of Meat 500 (Affected by +meat% modifiers) fat wallet 350-450   flytrap pellet 300-400  (sometimes) Gathered Meat-Clip 420-620   handful of tips 300-400 (Lose ~20k Meat every 30 uses) haunted Hell ramen ?-20-?   Hell ramen 20-29   kobold treasure hoard 10 (plus possibly a familiar hatchling)  LOLmec statuette 1 million   meat globe 600-800  (if there's one in your dwelling)  nest egg 150   Orcish meat locker 90-110   old coin purse 450-550   old leather wallet 400-600   Penultimate Fantasy chest 100-200 (plus some items)  pixel coin 2000   pixellated moneybag 450-550   roll of meat 1750 (some of which are meat stacks)  shiny stones 140-160   smut orc keepsake box 1400-1500 (after bridge is finished)  SMOOCH bottlecap 1000   solid gold jewel 100,000   stolen meatpouch 30-50   Warm Subject gift certificate 400-500 (except for first use with Torso Awaregness)